Middleton

a town in wisconsin that sucks the life out of you. You get high or walk around aimlessly and go to walmart for fun. Full of Karens and highschoolers. The downtown is nice though but a bit expensive and small.

I cant wait to move out of middleton

by Soggy oatmeal September 16, 2020

Middleton

Village in the tees valley often referred to as an inbred shit hole and home to a number of youths riding round on noisy mopeds and what appears to be a petrol mobility scooter. These youths will be found mainly hanging round the local co-op through all hours of the day (and night)

Middleton in Teesdale is shit

by Kate dandy October 3, 2021

Middleton

Middleton is the name of a person that is naive, easily controlled and switches character every time they are with someone else, this could be when they hang out with their girlfriend or boyfriend compared to how they act with you.

OMG! Look it’s Joseph Middleton.

by A_De_Large_2 August 5, 2021

Middleton Grange School

Holy fuck, don't get me started on this culty, inbred, down syndrome filled school. All the teachers are homophobic and perverts. All the boys drive clapped shitboxes, that have no exhaust pipe, making them feel like paul fuking walker. The uniform looks like shreks lingerie all the girls are lead wednesday night youth group and make it everyone else's problem. This school is famous for firing gay people and having school shooter threats, what a bunch of sketchy cunts. Only go to this school if you didn't get into boys high or girls high.

your friend goes to middleton grange school? is he a racist as well?

by biggestwood August 11, 2022

jay middleton

jay middleton means famous person

omg i wish i was jay middleton

by paul sanderz January 4, 2022

Mitch Middleton

A proud yam yam with a 11 inch dick who is the biggest stud in the Black Country and also a leading member of West Brom hooligan group section 5 and has a strong hatred to any wolves fan villa fan or any American.

Don’t fuckin mess with Mitch Middleton he’s the toughest man in the black county mate.

by Shsgshsgsh May 30, 2022

Middleton Fingers

Long nimble fingers exclusively possessed by the Mr. Middleton himself. These fingers, (arm appendages), are slender and full of great pleasure! Any bitch that gets a feel of that Middleton ECSTASY from those delightful fingers won’t be able to settle for anything less.

Boyfriend: “Why are you breaking up with me?”
Me: “I’ve experience the delight and unique pleasurable sensation of the one and only Middleton Fingers and you could never please me the way they have.”

by purehoetry February 11, 2025