Masturbatory Dance

When you accomplish something that makes you break out into a dance involving masturbation.

John was so happy he passed his test he broke out into a masturbatory dance.

by Beatrice Wall March 24, 2025

Masturbatory System

The area of your body that you can masturbate with like your penis or vagina

When I jerk off I touch my masturbatory system

by Made by a moron April 19, 2021

masturbatory cloaking device

A blanket given to homeless people allowing them to masturbate in public places

did you see that hobo going at it under his masturbatory cloaking device?

by Lildeb830 January 27, 2018

Masturbatory March Madness

MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.

Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha

by SomeShitPoster September 7, 2020