mapsexual

you need mental help, you're not valid, you'll never be valid, you'll never be accepted or loved by anyone else other than your own kind: garbage.

person 1: i'm mapsexual, i love children, i feel like a child on the inside so it counts!
person 2: ... *pulls chainsaw out cutely*

by apersonwithcommonsense July 11, 2022

Mayasexual

1. To be attracted to said Maya;

2. A straight girl or gay guy who bends their sexuality for ONLY said Maya;

1. Boy: I am definitely Mayasexual.

2. Boy: So, you like girls then?
Girl: No, I'm only Mayasexual.

by xjackalopex December 27, 2009

bi-my-mansexual

a woman who's only bisexual as long as her man is with her.

Karen is bi-my-mansexual. She's only bi when she's getting it on with a woman in front of Marc, her boyfriend.

by cocogrrl June 11, 2006

Mayosexual

Mayosexual is a gender where you eat mayo and you like it. You also shout mayonnaise on an escalator on an escalator because it is cool and you are very cool if you are mayosexual.

Turn mayosexual or all the mayo in your fridge will disappear. 😳

by Eggiboi May 19, 2021

Masksexual

A person who finds an attraction to mask.

You: "Whats your sexuality"

Leila:"Oh i'm a masksexual"

by LMAOJSJSJSJS November 24, 2020

Masksexual

An individual that has become so conditioned to wearing a mask during the covid-19 pandemic, it now supersedes any sexual arousal they may have and gives them the highest level of gratification.

I thought Barb has become a masksexual. Nothing gives her more pleasure than wearing a mask to the grocery store or work.

by Rookie Sensation August 8, 2022

Maxsexual

These people have usernames starting with the word "Float". They stink of fish all the time, aren't attractive, and give off really bad vibes. This person also follows the religion of the flying spaghetti monster while considering every popcorn they create as an individual god. When the popcorn is yellow, they call it a female. When it is plain white, they call it a male. When it is dipped, they call it their "true love". It is very strange to have this sexuality, which is why people are most likely a stranger to other friend groups & will get called out if they follow this sexuality & is NOT a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Oh Oh, and they wear meatballs on their head as a sign.

Person 1: Hey, everyone! Please list your sexualities to initiate the process.

Person 2: I'm bisexual.

Person 1: Okay you pass. You may go see heaven. What about the guy with meatballs on his head?

Person 3: I'm Maxsexual.

*everyone gasps.*

Person 1 & everyone else repeat a trance to let an earthworm eat person 3.

by hipeepsrandompeephere November 15, 2020