by Epic-Sans October 24, 2019
A weird girl who always seems a little aloof. She lives for soup, cereal, and, most of all, celery! Some people may say Mariah is nice, but that is only because they don’t want her to feel badly about being so moronic. If you ever encounter a girl named Mariah, run away as fast as you possibly can.
by potatogirl1649 December 17, 2018
Mariah is a physically striking woman. Mariah's brain is alluring as well as unknown. Don't try to figure out what she's thinking, even if you ask her, she'll disregard the question, as if she didn't hear you ask it. Mariah is highly intelligent as well as an old, old, old, OLD soul. Mariah smokes a colossal amount of cigarettes, which drives her intuition in the right direction. Mariah will never give you advice that she wouldn't give herself. Mariah loves her family, specifically their Mama's and Papa's. Mariah is good, more than good, one of a kind. You're not just lucky, but blessed if you ever have the pleasure of getting to know a Mariah. A Mariah will also pick you up from the drunk tank at 7am, no questions asked, no problem. Mariah rocks, Mariah is family.
by EsmeGotti April 21, 2020
Mariah is a very independent, intelligent, and creative person. She is a very beautiful and bright person, most of the time she will make other people happy to hide her sadness inside, she can be a very fun and cool person to hang with, just don’t get on her bad side because she will do something totally unexpected other than that she is the most amazing person to be friends with DO NOT LOSE HER. Btw I don’t know what that definition was
by LeahJonJon November 7, 2019
Someone like “MaRiAh” is hard to find Buh those who found her is loved by her accompany🥰‼️.MaRiAh can sometimes be bipolar and act slow asf🤣👎🏽.BuH she loves to dance and is very talented and can do many things🤷🏽 ♀️💕.She often try’s to keep her circle small😚🖖🏽.MaRiAh is also a lowkey freak so if she doesn’t get freaky Wit you den you need to reconsider if she’s your friend or boo🤡💀...FUN FACTS: ^Did you know MaRiAh is da coolest lowkey person to hang wit🤣BeTtEr Go FiNd YoU oNe😈💜!!.
by iBeClowylnn October 15, 2019
Mariah, is the Popular kid in middle school, (at least that’s what she thinks),
and has all the nerds simping by her side. She is probably gets a new boyfriend every two weeks, and will go hot Cheeto boy to hot Cheeto boy. Mariah most likely has blond or light brown hair with highlight, and blue eyes. She plays softball along with other sports. She can be fun to hang out with but loves to exclude people. She hit puberty early, so she has boobs and butt, you and her have most likely shared a friend or two but haven’t actually gotten close. She has ups, but just as many downs, just forgive and forget until you are willing to risk your friendships.
and has all the nerds simping by her side. She is probably gets a new boyfriend every two weeks, and will go hot Cheeto boy to hot Cheeto boy. Mariah most likely has blond or light brown hair with highlight, and blue eyes. She plays softball along with other sports. She can be fun to hang out with but loves to exclude people. She hit puberty early, so she has boobs and butt, you and her have most likely shared a friend or two but haven’t actually gotten close. She has ups, but just as many downs, just forgive and forget until you are willing to risk your friendships.
You like her again?
Yeah, she’s Mariah!
Yeah, she’s Mariah!
by sheep garden August 6, 2020
ugliest man women alive, literal definition of "bitches be bonkers" and "bitches need to be humbled"
if you see a mariah out in the wild or anywhere, run.
it reeks and stinks and has lice running down its spine.
absolutely disgusting.
when will these creatures go extinct?!
if you see a mariah out in the wild or anywhere, run.
it reeks and stinks and has lice running down its spine.
absolutely disgusting.
when will these creatures go extinct?!
"hey, did you hear?"
"no, what?"
"some man women named mariah is moving to this area, yikes!"
"oh shit, i gotta bounce. those things creep me out!!"
"no, what?"
"some man women named mariah is moving to this area, yikes!"
"oh shit, i gotta bounce. those things creep me out!!"
by bitchesnamedmariahscareme February 7, 2022