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Give your bf/gf/lover a hickey on March 9 or else you don't actually love them and you have to break up with them
Have e-sx with your partner day
"Hey, wanna have e-sx?"
"no"
"It's March 9 tho"
"Oh shit"
March 9 by unkown200019 March 8, 2023

march 9 2007

baddest girl in the world and everyone loves her
whenever a girl is born on march 9 2007 she’s so hot and everyone wants her
march 9 2007 by queengirlie152564 September 13, 2020

March 9 2004 

when Alice was born
Doc: today is March 9 2004
My mum: I'm about to bear
March 9 2004 by alice's birthday January 3, 2020

March 9 2022 

The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
Weatherman: Did you know that we haven’t had much snow since march 9 2022?
Bob: yeah you told me 600 times
March 9 2022 by FlabbyPancakeSause January 26, 2023

March 9 2024 

The day famous youtuber Matthew Robert Patrick (AKA "Matpat", "Game Theory", "The Game Theorists") will supposedly leave YouTube indefinitely, but not without one final theory to end on.

Matpat has been making videos since August of 2009 with his first video being Blood Brothers (Scene): Swearing on the Bible. It wouldn't be until two years later where he would make a video advertising the beginning of his Magnum Opus; Game Theory (though later it would be renamed to The Game Theorists, I think). And from this spawned four more channels with those being GTLive (2015), Film Theory (2015), Food Theory (2020), and finally Style Theory (2023).

And after this day, he will simply pass the torch on to someone else who will take over on the channel.
Person 1: "Dammit, today is March 9 2024. I'm gonna miss Matpat."

Person 2: "I know. I know."
March 9 2024 by helloiaminsane January 10, 2024