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Mitch Middleton

A proud yam yam with a 11 inch dick who is the biggest stud in the Black Country and also a leading member of West Brom hooligan group section 5 and has a strong hatred to any wolves fan villa fan or any American.
Don’t fuckin mess with Mitch Middleton he’s the toughest man in the black county mate.
by Shsgshsgsh May 30, 2022
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Middleton

Noun - A Middleton (Plural - Middletons) is a member of a special clique of middle children who associates closely and exclusively with fellow middle children and shares a special emotional connection with another middle child.

Verb - To be accepted as a member of the special Middleton clique and exhibit traits of a middle child.

The word was coined by Powei and Ronald in 2019 who, by definition, are the world’s pioneer Middletons.
Noun- I am finally getting married t my dream Middleton partner.

Meeting another Middleton is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

Verb - I Middleton you

Powei and Ronald are the first people to be Middletonned.
by Ronald-X February 29, 2020
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Middleton

Usually an un-circumsised, homosexual who likes to get shagged knee deep by a black prince. Middleton refers to the middle of two cocks; aka eiffel tower of two black princes
by Joshua Alberto May 12, 2020
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Kate Middleton

The future Queen of England, who stalked and chased a Prince! Bullied her sister in law, due to the jealousy over the other Prince! As she wanted to have brothers, one for the crown and one for support!
Kate Middletons goal in life was to marry a prince, however she had better company when she was with the Princes younger brother
by Duchess of Truth March 7, 2024
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Middleton Fingers

Long nimble fingers exclusively possessed by the Mr. Middleton himself. These fingers, (arm appendages), are slender and full of great pleasure! Any bitch that gets a feel of that Middleton ECSTASY from those delightful fingers won’t be able to settle for anything less.
Boyfriend: “Why are you breaking up with me?”
Me: “I’ve experience the delight and unique pleasurable sensation of the one and only Middleton Fingers and you could never please me the way they have.”
by purehoetry February 11, 2025
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Middleton

This is the dream holiday for the gypsy kings,and if you have an electric scooter please marry me,ps my gas has just rang out I need penny’s I will sell all of my belongings single bag of Avon, Steven my personal bodyguard has just nacked someone at kasa shops for giving his wife fishy fingers, this place is the definition of poverty
Middleton is a shit hole
by SeacroftboyzLS14 September 27, 2023
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