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chow meining

The act of woofing down your Chinese take-out.
Chris: Got any plans for lunch?
Matt: I already made a Panda run. I'm chow meining at my desk today.
by just_warming_up September 10, 2009
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Meine Schwester

Meine Schwester: My sister in german.
Meine Schwester is a fucking bitch!
by Johnnieboi January 20, 2009
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Mein Führer

The act of deepthroating an entire phallic member until their pubes cover your upper lip, creating a 'hitler-esque' moustache before erecting your right arm 45° and attempting to utter the words "Heil Hitler" while still slobbing his knob.
At the party last week, she pulled the cheekiest 'Mein Führer' on my third leg and it spiced things right up. Pure. Filth.
by Berterderg May 31, 2018
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Meine Sonnenblume

My sunflower, but in German.

Your sunflower is your person because they make you feel the same way sunflowers do. They should make you feel happy and warm and you should look at them with a sense of wonder. Once you've found your human that is your sunflower you should hold them tight and be their sun.
Person 1: "Hey bro, who or what is meine Sonnenblume?"
Person 2: "Oh, that's the person that's my sunflower, its just in German. She's amazing and I just love her so much."
by AlextheArschloch December 6, 2020
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mein kampf

a) "my struggle" as translated from German
b) the title of Hitler's political commifesto
c) one's personal, political and social crusade
you can publish any commifesto you want, but be careful that your mein kampf definition c) isn't misunderstood and misinterpreted by the wrong people, only to become mein kampf, definition b)
by Sexydimma February 28, 2015
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Mein kampf

a literature masterpice
i love mein kampf
by UwO furry September 23, 2019
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Mein Kampf

Mein Kampf is the real Bible. However, for some odd reason, Jesus's name is replaced with "Adolf Hitler" and instead of saying lord, you say "Mein Führer" Every good Christian should have a copy of this book. If you don't have a copy, then someone probably shoved hit coals down your throat because everyone needs this book.
Steiner: Hey, Stalin. Did you read "Mein Kampf" yet?

Stalin: Ohh, yes. Hitler was such a brave man to sacrifice his life for us.

Steiner:Agreed!

*Steiner and Stalin hug*
by Offensive Definitions June 13, 2018
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