Marion Ohio

It's a place in Central Ohio. If you're born there, your sister is probably your mother.

Person A: Why does his mom and dad look alike?

Person B: Oh, they're from Marion Ohio.

by marionpresidents April 27, 2009

Marion, Indiana

The most boring town in the state of Indiana. It is located in Grant county. There is nothing to do there at all its so boring. The people are about as smart as a rock.

Damn I hope I never have to go to Marion, Indiana ever again.

by wsimpson86 June 27, 2011

Marion, IL

A town of 17,000 serving as the county seat of Williamson County in Southern Illinois. The town was originally a swamp, just like Orlando, again proving that "you can drain the swamp from the land, but not from the people." The town's mayor, Bob Butler, has been in office continuously since 1963 and is most likely a Federal plant, owing to the large Shawnee Forest National Park's collection of munitions, a General Dynamics Ordnance arms manufacturing plant which may produce as much as 30% of the nation's ammunition, a local FBI branch headquarters, and the United States Penitentiary, Marion (built in 1963) serving as a replacement for Alcatraz.

Other major employers (besides the Federal Government) include Pepsi MidAmerica, with a mansion for the owners, the reportedly "dickish" Crisp family, located directly behind the complex so they can more effectively lord over them; AISEN manufacturing where rednecks and Japanese collide in something resembling an imported game show; and several insurance companies, banks, and hotels, Marion acting as a traditional Midwestern pit-stop town between Chicago, St. Louis., Memphis, and other cities more notable and livable.

"When going to St. Louis, be sure to completely pass Marion, IL."

"I'm from Marion, IL, home to Marion High School where I learned to create a PowerPoint presentation."

by Strawberry ShortCult January 29, 2012

Marion Dawson

Marion Dawson Is the fittest gilf around

Marion Dawson Is a 10 out of 10 smash

by Sexy G.I.L.F Marion December 2, 2021

marion sharp

Marion Sharp is a girl who is the definition of perfect Marion has everything any one could ever ask for she's smart,funny,clever,caring, And beautiful. Marion is one of the most caring people you will ever meet in your life she will always be there for you through thick and thin you can always count on her. When you tell her how special and how amazing she is she never believes you and will always denie it but she knows it's true. All Marion really wants is to be happy and make other people happy. She always feels that she needa to apologize to you even when it's not her fault she will always say sorry and want to move on Marion Sharp is truley the most amazing girl in the world

I LOVE MARION SHARP. Marion is the girl of my dreams and all I could ever ask for I would do anything to be with Marion Sharp I love her so freaking much. ❤💜💛💚💙💖

by DYLAN HEREDIA June 5, 2017

marion bradbury

The priceless image that is a special friend. She is strong-willed and determined and will not let anyone throw her off track. She is the definition of courage and never backs down from a fight. She watches over everyone she loves and becomes stronger with every friend she gains.

Marion Bradbury is my friend. She is special to me. I love her.

by Emphasize the Truth June 11, 2018

marion dude

a marion dude is from here in south texas around a small community called "marion". they are a species of a redneck. they are clean cut and dress very nerdy. we have spotted "marion" dudes all over texas and when we encounter one me and my buddies giggle " ha, marion dudes"

redneck person from age 12-45ish who is well groomed and wears tight wranglers, goes to church yet cheats on his wife and gossips behind your back. The kind of guy that gets married at 18 has kids and never parties.

by Rich Woody June 24, 2005