logging it

A state of being in which a person attempts to hold in a crap i.e his "logs".

Rhyne: "Hey Josh, why are you sweating so much?"

Josh" "Because I ate three bean burritos this morning and this fuckwit of a teacher won't let me go, so I'm stuck here logging it."

by RabarJabar June 19, 2009

Chocolate logging

The act of defecating into the mouth of a partner. Faeces is passed from the anus of one individual into the mouth of another for sexual purposes.

"Chaz gave me a fantastic chocolate logging last night."

by Keatface March 18, 2007

Rubber Leggin'

A term used to describe a person who has become so drunk that their legs have turned to rubber and are no longer functioning correctly. Often times, this person simply cannot walk.

"Abby--you rubber leggin' yet?"

"Did you see Kelsey rubber leggin' last night at the cactus?"

by KAEBLBSYEY ACNOGXEL March 7, 2011

im lagging

Words lucas torres orielly use to define non stop sexual moving of a game

“I couldnt kill him im lagging , im lagging DAMN IT”

by Yeeeeeeet cud August 1, 2018

STRAIGHT-LEGGIN'

THE ACT OF STRAIGHT LEGGIN' TO QUECH THE URGE TO POOP WHEN DRIVING. STRAIGHTENING YOUR LEGS AS YOU DRIVE TO AVOID REPLACING THE DRIVER SEAT OF YOUR CAR.

DAVE WAS STRAIGHT-LEGGIN' IT ALL THE WAY TO MIKES' PLACE. HE CALLED AND ASKED TO HAVE THE RESTROOMS UNLOCKED AS HE WAS COMING IN HOT...

by MAGICDIAMOND2430 March 15, 2021

Loggins Wasted

Being in such an advanced state of intoxication that one's lack of inhibitions and rational thought has placed them in the Danger Zone. Inspired by the Kenny Loggins song Highway to the Danger Zone.

Did you just see Scott walk over to the ladies room? He's definitely in the Danger Zone.

Yeah, he's totally creeping them out; he must be Loggins Wasted.

by JelloLegs August 21, 2011

Laggin' like a Mish

When the connection in a game is so bad that you can't play properly.

Dude 1: Man, I can't play this game, that connection is way to bad.
Dude 2: Yeah man.. It's laggin' like a mish!

by Blaarg Honk April 4, 2011