lub of tard

A phrase to describe fat people, usually who are being nuisances and annoying. A saying that you meant to say "a tub of lard" but you messed up somewhere.

"Move you fat lub of tard! Oh wait I'm sorry, I didn't know you were sitting there eating your double XXL fries while you sit there and take a fucking nap!"

by Mr. Lopezo November 22, 2012

Lub rub

Slightly carresing the elbow in a sexual manor

I gave her a lub rub while hittin it from the back

by Mitchell palmer December 9, 2015

jippy lub

Yo ho gives handjob in less than 60 seconds

New York uptown ho gave me a jippy lub.

by itichie_nocanpo June 24, 2006

bootie lub

using cum as lub for your poop after anal is performed to help with constipation.

irus was constipated so her boyfriend gave her bootie lub.

by Irus January 30, 2010

lubs

boobs, secret word to say to friends right next to a nice set of boobs

wow look at them lubs!

by Dingleberry Jones Jr. December 12, 2007

lub dub

A phrase you say when you have a great success and your point is proven. Comparable to "Hooray" except it's more like "In your face!". Commonly used when the competition is at loss. Used in the iTouch/iPhone app "Fastlane".

"I told you she was a ho!"
"What are you talking about?"
"Umm...her profile picture is her in her undergarments."
"Ohh....Ohhh..your right."
"LUB DUB!"

by cathyg123v July 9, 2010

I Lub Joo

What a 16-year old girl says after a blowjob...having not swallowed.

Girl says: "I lub joo"
Guy says: I'm hungry, let's go get some food.

by Wolf the Rider April 27, 2006