Longboarding

Longboarding is like skateboarding but for gay and autistic people

GB: I like men now.

Dolan: Why.

GB: I just bought a longboard.

Dolan:so you're an gay autist now.

GB: yep

GB: Longboarding is fun

Dolan : no

by gb jaa maan gräddglass May 5, 2017

Scarlet Longboard

During sexual intercourse, when a menstruating woman grinds herself along base of her partner’s torso up to their neck while leaving a long streak of menstrual blood behind.

Sam: Dude, I finally tried something new with Samantha last night.
Brad: Woah, what happened.
Sam: She gave me a scarlet longboard, I got blood on my favorite joggers!

by s0larpower December 6, 2024

Langenfeld Longboard

The Act of eating out your partners Butthole and smearing the doodoo on their Body with your tongue reaching from feet to head

Person 1: yesterday i gave Jonny the Langenfeld Longboard!
Person 2:Kill yourself

by 67lang March 20, 2026