Longhorn High Five

When two males are having intercourse with one female at the same time. The female is giving slobbery felatio to one male while the other one is bumping uglies (vaginal or anal) with her from behind. Before the males have their sweet eruption of ejaculate, they lock arms above the female - resembling a Texas Longhorn Bovine. This term might be more relevant and used in the Southwest region.

"Last night me and my homeboy were banging this chick: he was getting some head while I was pounding it out from behind. We reared back and reached across the bitch and slapped a high five. It totally looked like a Longhorn. Then me and my homey came all over her face. We so pulled a Longhorn High Five on that chick."

by DFenestrator November 11, 2009

texas longhorn prankster

A game made up by FH5 while he had cherry desert

Jake do you play Texas longhorn Prankster

by YungGravey November 19, 2018

Longhorn Plan

1. A plan to completely scrap a project after making significant progress and start over from scratch. Some parts of the original plan may be salvageable but most well have to be completely reworked for the new longhorn plan.

2. A reference to the scrapping of Windows Longhorn after three and a half years of development.

Guy 1: Hey you know that project you've been working on since you started with the company?

Guy 2: Uhhh, Yeah...

Guy 1: None of it's working and the business requirements have changed.

Guy2: I'll get started on the Longhorn Plan

by ztpruit January 26, 2010

longhorn lines

Adderall for working and coke for partying, conveniently combined into a single line package. Most commonly found on bathroom counters at frat parties at the University of Texas.

If you run into a dude tweaking like a west campus homeless guy at a Longhorn post-game, he probably hit some longhorn lines in the bathroom 20 minutes ago.

by ~ 𓆏 ~ November 11, 2021

Thundering longhorn

When you’re making a sexy time and you yell “stampede” and 5 or more of your buddies jump out of the closet naked

“Hey baby, you ready for a thundering longhorn? STAMPEDE!!”

by Z3RO_LAS May 9, 2021

Longhorn Mediocre

averageness of a type where the subject itself is unaware of its general non-threatening nature.

I went to Rudy’s to get some bbq but it was really Longhorn mediocre.

by atxslingshot July 4, 2024

Longhorn Cannoli

When your longhorn server takes the bread and stuffs it full of their cream ;)

Waiter: Yea the guy at table 34 was being a cunt so I gave him a longhorn cannoli.

Host: Man you're fucked.

by longhornhostnigga November 1, 2020