longerness

The longertude of something.

It only feels longer if you're not doing anything so that offsets the longerness of your payrate.

by whoamomma November 4, 2010

Longers

An unduly protracted endeavour, demanding an inordinate expenditure of time and effort, often evoking a sense of tedium disproportionate to its utility or reward

A ball gets hit into a bush during a game of cricket and you have to retrieve it - “That’s Longers”

by Rightyj February 28, 2025