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Permanent Loan

When you let a friend borrow an object or possession without the intention of returning it, however if the original owner needs the object back for any reason, being able to reclaim it.
I lent my friend my gameboy on permanent loan just incase I ever wanted it back.
by mrblacksburger January 13, 2010
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Meat loan

a “meat loan” is when some one is sexually aggravated so a friend loans some dick to settle their needs thus the term “meat loan”
I know you’ve haven’t had any in a while so I’ll give you a “meat loan”
by Bandst November 20, 2019
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loan officer

1.) A high-school educated former copier or used car salesman who figured out that he could make money for doing very little by acting as a middleman between banks and even less educated customers (borrowers). He or she drives a Porche or BMW, but its leased just like his house. Borrowers will fight tooth and nail over their proposed 1% fee for 2 weeks to a month worth of effort, but have no problem paying their real estate agent 3% for a couple days of local driving and filling out boilerplate forms.

2.) Scapegoats for the major banks and Wall Street money men who actually create the loan programs costing people their homes that you see on TV.

You can find a LO at nearly any after-hour event that contains any two of the following: alcohol, sluts, cocaine, Las Vegas, suckers, bluetooth headsets, yachts, any aspect of society emphasizing appearance over substance.
Even though my local bank branch laughed at me when I asked them, my loan officer buddy Joe was able to get me into a new $800 grand house despite the fact that I have no job, no savings to use as a down payment, my FICO score is negative, I'm on several mandatory sex offender lists, and he knows I plan to cook meth in the garage. But Joe's a fucking douchebag because it turns out he made almost $500 dollars off me.
by Elias Creed May 6, 2007
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Leland

A big dick individual with a sexy body who knows how to treat a lady right.
omg lelands got a big wiener!
by EatMyAss12 December 4, 2018
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Leland

Someone who is very caring, yet shy at the first meeting. He is extremely selfless. He may think very little of himself. He believes his lifestyle to be boring, but all who know him outside of his "insipid" lifestyle would disagree completely. His family raised him well to be one who is caring, loving and kind. He shows the person that he loves so much more than she has ever known. The world would be much better if there were more Lelands in it.
Leland, also, means "from the estate." The origin is Celtic.
Leland is also very competitive, and is amazing in every aspect. He would show the world his potential if it would allow him to.
Leland is definitely amazing.

Goodness, did you see Leland? That man's a beast!
by CapeGirl92 February 7, 2010
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leland

a guy who is super hot is soft spoken and is super nice has friends. is super confident and gives amazing advice.

someone who will never leave you when the going gets tough and someone who is always nice.
someone who loves people animals and so on. hes a nice guy and most people with this name are Christians
Leland is awesome
by ammoboxes April 12, 2019
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Leland

p1: damn have you seen leland
p2: i know he’s hot
by Thegirl💕👯‍♀️ January 2, 2020
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