liz

by crota May 28, 2017
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liz

liz is such a sexbomb she is basically a porn star cos shes so damn smokin. She has the skills of a porn star and is also basically the most popular girl in school. She like boys with six packs and they all want her because not only is she smokin but she also has the best personality everr. Shes just the best girl ever.
"hey is that liz?"
"man I wanna bang the shit outta that bitch"
by cherrygirl123456 April 19, 2015
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LIZ

a loud ass bitch who you love but will always eat your food
person 1: wtf how did you get in my house
Liz: wheres your jolly ranchers
by drunk pig April 24, 2020
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liz

A lesser new world god. She is often distinguished by her unrivaled beauty, grace, competence, and charm. She would no doubt rule over all the gods if not for her Cloud of Confusion that endlessly follows her. She is not capable of escaping her cloud of confusion because it is inherently her. She is best conceptualized as confusion manifested, which is what allows her to appear to simultaneously exist at both ends of every schism. It is a type of duality rarely found in nature. North American native inhabitants had a similar old world god, the contrarian, but Little is known of this tradition. In reality Liz doesn't occupy both binary states of all schisms. She is actually found in the resonate state between the dipoles. It is hard to observe or measure anything existing in this meta state, as it is ephemeral with incredibly small windows of observation. Similar to a black box and we can only see the separate states of her function output. We can know the cause and effect of her actions, but her motives can never be seen under the cloud of confusion. Nothing she does ever makes sense or concludes as expected. She kills those she loves and endorses those she hates. It has been theorized she was created in proto-times as a way to leach time and energy from the cosmos in an effort to prevent over abundant singularities from arising.
Don't you ever say the name Liz aloud again. What if you actually successfully summoned her? She would ruin us all for no reason!
by star-eyed-dong April 24, 2023
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the liz

The liz is a condition one may encounter when completely derived of sex. Forcing themself to become sexually dependant on a vibrator or some sort of sexual stimulant.
When one is without a sexual companion they may be considering doing the liz to complete satisfaction.
by Elizabeth Ried March 15, 2005
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the whispering liz

She slowly crawls up your back and whispers “Fuck you John” then fucks Josh.
by Liezel mumu Domingouwuigrhjeai November 06, 2018
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