ladydoor

How Phil Lester refers to female parts because he is a smol bean.

"Come in my ladydoor!"

by Kay The Nerd May 21, 2018

landon'd

The act of a man ejaculating, usually on a girl, and then licking off his sperm.

That girl just got "landon'd".

by akalie May 29, 2008

Lando

n. Someone who is made to appear to be a traitor, bad friend or dick, due only to unfortunate circumstance.

Lando Calrissian is a character from the original Star Wars trilogy, who is given no choice but to betray the central characters.

Matt: Can you believe how much of a dick Randy has been tonight? He stole my beer and then cockblocked me. What a prick.

Trey: Nah, he's just a Lando. He saw Eric piss in that beer he gave you, but didn't want to start any shit. And then he stopped you from getting with Liane- don't you know she has herpes?

by DaimyoLingo February 22, 2011

ladouche

Similar to "douche bag" with a more insulting feminine aspect.

Look at that orange skinned ladouche trying to hit on that skant over there.

Get out of the way ladouche!

by bobbyboyrulez February 28, 2008

landon

unbelievably thick caboose

that guy must be a Landon. Look at dat caboose.

by arabia12345 October 29, 2019

lapdog

a suck up, ass kisser, brown noser

The boss likes Joe but he's such a lapdog.

by nafloot August 13, 2005

Lapdog Coach

A servile professional sports team coach with no independent thought, doing what the team owner/general manager asks without question at the expense of the success of the team.

"Washington Redskins owner Daniel Synder couldn't find another lapdog coach to replace Jim Zorn midseason."

by SkinsFans October 21, 2009