The Lancastrian Danger Scale

It can be employed as an audio cue to determine the level of threat which Lancastrians are experiencing.

The scale is 1 to 5, 5 being of the most perilous of situations.

1: What is that?

2: T'ah fuck is that?

3: Fuck That!

4: Fuck!!

5: Fuck this shit i'm out...

C'mon now t'ah fuck is that smell of piss in me room?
2 on the Lancastrian Danger scale - moderate to low risk.

by c-wizz apostle October 13, 2016

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Lancaster

A cute, little town in Lancashire, after which the county was named. People in Lancaster are usually catergorised, especially when going into town after school hours, where you usually see groups of chavs, emos, chemos and Grammar school people.
Full of history, able to kick Yorkshire's ass... Look at the history books, you know it's true...

It is also amazing... You should really go there.

Tourist: Can you recommend some cute, little town for me to go to?

Awesome human: Go to Lancaster. It's freaking cool...

by EmperorOfTheCheesePeople March 11, 2010

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Lifecaster

A person under the illusion that they can become famous by broadcasting their mundane daily life using a webcam on sites like justin.tv & blogtv.com

Eric Parrey is a Lifecaster on justin.tv who's only goal in life is to become famous

by big_mickey_blue_eyes December 22, 2009

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lancaster

Home of the amish and their corn bread. Also place where an assortment of college kids live together and touch eachother in vulgar ways. It is the temporary home of some preppy coke heads from connecticut, skanks from new jersey, japs from new york, wannabees from maryland, average jo's from p.a., and really confused people from the other 45 states. Lancaster has one bar, which smells like piss, and the entire town smells like cow shit. The owner of this 1 bar has 2 teeth. Actually, there is another bar called Brickyard. Its the only place to go where you can take your mind off of the fact that you are stuck in fuckville, pa.

Townies call Lancaster (lan-cuh-stir)
and end every sentence like they're asking a question
OUt of Townies call Lancaster (Lang-cass-ter)
we are pushy, rude, entitled, and we drive our parent's bmw

by Name Doesnt Matter September 24, 2005

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Lancaster

An influential feeling of having a teacher that makes college more fun than ever thought possible.

Dude, I can't wait for my number theory class its my lancaster!

Im so ready for next semester, all my classes are going be lancasters!

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by JNR23 March 19, 2013

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lancaster boner

A bomber aircraft designed to attack old men and sea targets by dropping air-to-ground cum dumpsters, firing sperm and deploying air-launched crusty socks.

Kandi, let go of my lancaster Boner!!!

by Dhorseman Studs July 31, 2017

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