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Kraken Snatch

A large and nasty vagina. Often accompanied by tendrils and a beak. The more nasty ones will have sailors and cannon balls inside too. These are attracted by loud thumping noises. When they queef large volumes of mucus and death will be discharged, along with portions of ships.
when she spread her legs she unleashed the kraken snatch and everywhere seamen ran for their lives.
by Anal Oil Rig January 17, 2010
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Kraken anticheat

A reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyy good minehut anticheat worth $5
"Kraken anticheat is likely one of the best anticheats on Minehut" its not, dumbass
by RM2007 May 17, 2021
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Pussy Kraken

A raunchy, smelly vagina, in which lives a pussy kraken. The kraken tends to feed on any objects placed into the pussy. When given the chance the kraken will emerge from the depths of the pussy, revealing its large teeth and long slimy tentacles.
Damn bro, I heard that bitch Pam Floyd got a Pussy Kraken.
by TGravy April 24, 2011
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Swamp Kraken

Swamp Kraken(Noun) a kraken of the swamps, but with uglier looks and of fewer teeth then the regular krakens.; a even uglier female than a swamp donkey,, usually with worse temperment than a swamp donkey as well, a swamp donkey might actually be of more intelligience ( Still running tests....)
Bro, look at that pissed off, Swamp Kraken going off on that guy over there....
by C.hustle January 10, 2023
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karen the kraken

it's not karen karen it's actually karen the kraken. A huge octopus that's like better than karen that doesn't even exist now. A big kraken that usually reference to saying "your a fucking crackhead that just got dumped in the ocean". A slain word of saying a racist mother fucker.
Hey shut up "karen the kraken!" that's how you supposed to say.
by treehouseBarBQ November 20, 2019
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wackin the kraken

To masturbate. From the terms wackin and kraken (underwater erection)
"Oh man i got caught wackin the kraken last night"
by saladtossings123 October 19, 2018
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Kraken teeth

Kraken teeth are found on kraken and are very valuable, they are worth about 1/23 a gram of unicorn dust and can be ground up and snorted to have a similar effect to leprechaun earlobes or sold on black market
Danny was flyin on some kraken teeth
by Jawen July 8, 2014
mugGet the Kraken teethmug.

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