Kill Me Please

When you are really embarrassed about something you say kill me please.

Person A- Oh my God he just saw you do that!

Person B- OMG KILL ME PLEASE!!!!!!

by Imthatonegirl December 22, 2014

killing me softly

Human Immune Deficiency Virus (HIV) (AIDS)

You heard about Jake, they said he has that "Killing me softly".

by Deon November 20, 2002

You're killing me smalls

Direct quote from the 1993 film "Sandlot". After being asked by Ham Porter if he wanted a s'more, Scotty Smalls replies several times with the question, "Some more what?". After his frustration grew with Scotty, Ham replies with, "You're killing me Smalls." This phrase is commonly used to express discontent or frustration towards a person.

Joe: "Hey Scott, can you pass me another Budweiser?"
Scott: "Actually dude, I just finished the last one."
Joe: "... You're killing me smalls."

by AyeMurr November 13, 2011

You're killing me, Smalls

Line from the movie "The Sandlot," meant to show extreme frustration towards someone's ineptitude or clueless-ness, sometimes both.

"Last night's episode of American Gladiators was wicked?"
"What's American Gladiators?"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"

"Johnson, did you back up those files like I asked"
"Umm,no, sir. I forgot"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"

by Bill so chill October 14, 2008

your killing me smalls

Being frustrated with another person

Steve was told "your killing me smalls" by his friend Roxane for the remark he made to her.

by Karmalicious April 10, 2015

kill me with a rusty spoon

when something frustrating or annoying is happening u will say something like "KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!"

LILLY: omg guuurrrrrllll like im such a basic white betch!!!
ME: KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME,,AMSFNS March 30, 2017

Marshall Gonna Kill Me

Marshall Gonna Kill Me is also another meaning of the abbreviation MGK.

Guy: Do you like MGK?
Me: Heck no!
I like Marshall Gonna Kill Me MGK

by mnmseminem July 28, 2019