Natural curly haired blonde woman who can't do hair. Her own hair is frizzy and fried looking, her face aged, and her body cocaine skinny. She is married but loves to whore around. She does not make friends with women, because...well....they don't have cocks! She shuffles through papers all day long with feigned purpose, her avoidance behavior annoys co-workers. She goes outside and sits in her car often for up to 30 minutes at a time, shuffling through her papers and talking on the phone.
Juli is a coke whore masqurading as a married hairstylist.
Pleas don't let Juli touch your hair, she will fuck it up bad!
Don't be a Juli, you're better than that.
Pleas don't let Juli touch your hair, she will fuck it up bad!
Don't be a Juli, you're better than that.
by Victim of bad hair stylist April 25, 2011
by cooldogk7 January 2, 2016
Person 1: Julyed to me, bro!
Person 2: What? I’m... American
Person 1: (rolls eyes)
1:*slowly* YOU lied to me about yesterday!....
Person 2: What? I’m... American
Person 1: (rolls eyes)
1:*slowly* YOU lied to me about yesterday!....
by IeatPsata December 9, 2019
by pseudonymZeGOD November 5, 2020
The most perfect person you`ll ever get to know.
They are beautiful in any kind of way, sometimes a little goofy but that`s adorable.
They like "tickle war" and their laugh is the cutest you´ll ever hear and their smile is as beautiful as her laugh.
They´re so smart and academically gifted, regardless of what they may say to be humble.
Julis’s are typically petite, gentle-looking people with great, big, beautiful eyes.
They constantly criticize themselves, but no one else can see the flaws they adamantly insists to be present.
They will get everything done no matter how much stress they have, they will always be there for you no matter what.
They are easy to open up to but getting to know a Julis is a bit harder, sometimes they won`t talk about their feelings as much as you want them to, so you have to be patient and kind to keep them.
Because of their work they are too stressed to answer your messages sometimes, just wait and everything`s going to be okay.
Honestly one of the best people ever, once you have them don't let them go because you'll find no one like them ever again. Trust me. I know.
They are beautiful in any kind of way, sometimes a little goofy but that`s adorable.
They like "tickle war" and their laugh is the cutest you´ll ever hear and their smile is as beautiful as her laugh.
They´re so smart and academically gifted, regardless of what they may say to be humble.
Julis’s are typically petite, gentle-looking people with great, big, beautiful eyes.
They constantly criticize themselves, but no one else can see the flaws they adamantly insists to be present.
They will get everything done no matter how much stress they have, they will always be there for you no matter what.
They are easy to open up to but getting to know a Julis is a bit harder, sometimes they won`t talk about their feelings as much as you want them to, so you have to be patient and kind to keep them.
Because of their work they are too stressed to answer your messages sometimes, just wait and everything`s going to be okay.
Honestly one of the best people ever, once you have them don't let them go because you'll find no one like them ever again. Trust me. I know.
by _miri_666x April 11, 2021
by 2/1/2021 January 2, 2021