Josue The Wrong Witch

When people say that someone has been hexed by the baddest version of Josue the Witch.

You done messed with the wrong witch.
You done messed with Josue The Wrong witch.

by Funsizepapi August 22, 2023

Josue

Josue, A nice name out of the bible. They are usually nice and caring but will change their moods when the wrong person comes around them. They are usually unbothered and will focus more on getting money than drama. They are really attractive and fun to date but you can’t forget that this is a name for someone They will give you the world and much more.

A guy that Will make you laugh at the worst jokes and make you smile when there’s nothing to be happy about. Someone you can truly open and honest with. The most wonderful caring kind beautiful person to ever exist.

Damn look at josue

by Hello kitty 88 May 18, 2022

Dirty Josue

When she fills her mouth with your national stereotypical food (ex: guac if you're hispanic/hummus if you're Arab) and she goes down on you while wearing your least favorite sports jersey

Josue: yo can I borrow your Madrid Jersey?
Joel: why do you ask?
Josue: im tryna get my girl to do a Dirty Josue tonight

by RoSuain Joeltoman December 6, 2024

Josue

A Cheater and a liar, that tells you he cares about you just to find out he's talking to 7 other girls other then you, you give him everything your love, gifts and your time and just laughs in your face and makes a fool out of you, and will try to come back to you after breaking up with another girl.

Dont date Josue he's nothing but a good for nothing cheater that will run you ragged!

by Xqueind September 6, 2025

Josue

Josue is a beast with a mullet

You know josue? He’s got extreme lox

by Swagl1620052023 January 20, 2022

Dirty Josue

When you shit on someones forehead and stuff it into their nose using your bbc dih. Usually after vomiting inside of their mouth while pouring soy sauce on each other.

PERSON 1
“yo I gave Traten the Dirty Josue last tuesday”
PERSON 2
“krill yourself.”

by BBCQueen76Snowbunnt69420 June 18, 2025

Josue

Handsome, Athletic Guy who is really smart!
Blessed that you can have a Josue is your life!
Biblical Name, born leader to develop anything. Master of the Universe, son of Odin! He’s big in everything and smart in what he does. What more do you need?

Do you know a Josue?

-Why?
-He’s amazing! And cute tho

by Anonymous75103 November 23, 2021