Dude I can't sit down this morning because Mr. Garrison and I tried the Jonathon Michael last night.
by Trogdor20x6 March 26, 2010
by Scuba Supreme April 4, 2023
A posh wank, wherein a woman jerks you off whilst wearing an inverted ribbed condom (for your pleasure), and after ejaculation, she presents you with a cigarette and lights it for you.
Friend: "What did you get up to last night?"
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."
"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."
"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."
by qönathynn June 6, 2022
A good person and would be there whenever the problem. The best person that I've seen. When meeting a girl, he sometimes gets angry
"I love that Jonathon Philips".
by Lilypug123 September 28, 2020
“Jonathon gigglesack has joined the experience
by Jonathon gigglesack October 23, 2022
The greatest man in history. Someone who is better than someone else in every way, and everyone aspires to be like
by Slice of pizza on toast September 10, 2020
Now this some guy right here. You will hate him and love him all at the same time time, hate him more. If you ever encounter a problem, contact him for the solution because he will always have the answer. He's funny and charming, but the more he talks, you will begin to lose brain cells. He is a great a great and you can always count on him for adventures, but be smart because he sure isn't, he will instigate stupid adventures that sound fun at first but are horrible once in the midst. Overall, if you ever encounter a Jonathon, you're in for a lecture and lab class, all combined in one.
Me: I passed my exam, but I guessed in every problem.
Friend: You are such a Jonathon
I'm having trouble pay my bills, what would Jonathon do?
Life isn't as simple as a Jonathon makes it seem to be
Friend: You are such a Jonathon
I'm having trouble pay my bills, what would Jonathon do?
Life isn't as simple as a Jonathon makes it seem to be
by MR_WhatsIt2Ya November 23, 2021