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Jonathon Michael

when two guys are in the sixty nine position and are fisting each other
Dude I can't sit down this morning because Mr. Garrison and I tried the Jonathon Michael last night.
by Trogdor20x6 March 26, 2010
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Jonathon

legendary name of awesomeness, hot, and sexiness
Jonathon is hot OMG!!
by Jonathon the awesome name April 16, 2021
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jonathon

Jonathon is Jonathon just spelled right. He is so good looking and is a decent height. Many will say he's the kind’ve boy they imagine they’re dream husband. He is also so good at basketball
Jonathon is good looking and good at basketball
by beverly123876 September 16, 2021
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Jonathon EGG

A Jonathon EGG, The most beautiful, Sweetest, and Kindest person. Not just a name, But a creative master who creates masterpieces with everything they touch! Treats everyone they meet like family with a kind ear and a gentle soul. Who tells people they love them in creative ways that are unlike anyone else you would ever meet. A voice that is so alluring, a smile that is so beautiful it can brighten up the gloomiest days and room, and a laugh that is so infectiously adorable. You will think about them for days, nights, they will never leave your mind when they come into your life. your life will be forever changed. Anyone would be so lucky to meet and be around a Jonathon EGG.
Person 1: Why are you on your phone so much?
Person 2: My best friend is a Jonathon EGG...
by H3lloKitity December 6, 2023
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JonaTHON

An event exclusive to slower people who think they can run. Often given by coaches and team recommendations.
"hey have you seen the JonaTHON races yet?"
"yeah the new record of 1 hour was set, the 100 is really tough for some people"
by GreyPjamas April 8, 2024
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Jonathon

He is that shrimpy white kid in your theater class. Jonathon is the type of guy youʻll find playing the game Celeste on his computer and who will write monologues about being at the cemetary. He will often refer to JTM as his leige or John the Superior. When he likes someone heʻll try to be very secretive about it, but if youʻre his friend youʻll know exactly who he likes right away. A Jonathon will often say the word “Poggers” or call you a dummy a lot. In addition, he will bully you for being short or straight, and then will ask you how tall you are. Even though sometimes he can be annoying, he will do his best to hype you up and you guys can be blanket burrito twins together. Heʻll make you laugh a lot and heʻs a great friend to have even though his discord name is ʻImTheBiggestBoy’.
Jonathon likes to make use of the word poggers.
by Rose King 🌹 December 2, 2020
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Jonathon Atkinson

Jonathon Atkinson is overall a pretty cool guy. Rather large nose, mildly gay, but is in relationship with a girl so nobody knows truly. Overall a good friend.
Man, Jonathon Atkinson is a real one isn’t he.
by Amongle_4 May 25, 2024
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