Jonathon Michael

when two guys are in the sixty nine position and are fisting each other

Dude I can't sit down this morning because Mr. Garrison and I tried the Jonathon Michael last night.

by Trogdor20x6 March 26, 2010

Jonathon

He's a legend with a huge penis, his choise of water bottles is questionable but he's much better than Lewis at hitting a fat one tap. He's no stranger to pulling his friends mum's, HE IS JUST A LEGEND #shazza

Sandra: "Jonathon has a huge penis and is sick at cod"

by Jonathon Big PP November 5, 2019

Jonathon

he is a nice ass boy who is hot as fuck. he's cute and all the girls will like him. he will date only one of them when he does all the other girls will get mad.

ALL THE GIRLS: oh, Jonathon is sooo cute, i want to just crawl over him like crazy

by Jonathons Hoes November 11, 2019

Jonathon

Jonathon loves AFL and he is very fucking skinny. He is white like a vampire and is super bloody tall. How does anyone get so tall *crying emoji insert here*

He's also gay ;)

"Bro that guy is sooooo skinny and tall!"
"Yea.. He must be a Jonathon"

by Yournanisyadad November 8, 2022

Jonathon

Jonathon another word retard

Tom: “2+2=5” Jeff: “are you a Jonathon it’s 4 “

by Your local neighbor Fred October 14, 2019

Jonathon

He is that shrimpy white kid in your theater class. Jonathon is the type of guy youʻll find playing the game Celeste on his computer and who will write monologues about being at the cemetary. He will often refer to JTM as his leige or John the Superior. When he likes someone heʻll try to be very secretive about it, but if youʻre his friend youʻll know exactly who he likes right away. A Jonathon will often say the word “Poggers” or call you a dummy a lot. In addition, he will bully you for being short or straight, and then will ask you how tall you are. Even though sometimes he can be annoying, he will do his best to hype you up and you guys can be blanket burrito twins together. Heʻll make you laugh a lot and heʻs a great friend to have even though his discord name is ʻImTheBiggestBoy’.

Jonathon likes to make use of the word poggers.

by Rose King 🌹 December 2, 2020

Jonathon Atkinson

Jonathon Atkinson is overall a pretty cool guy. Rather large nose, mildly gay, but is in relationship with a girl so nobody knows truly. Overall a good friend.

Man, Jonathon Atkinson is a real one isn’t he.

by Amongle_4 May 25, 2024