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Johnny Sins

The human male version of Barbie. Has any job you can possibly think of.
I aspire to become like Johnny Sins one day.
by Medickfelloffmate February 23, 2021
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Johnny Sins

A man that has done the impossible, he lived in a poor family with his other family members working in the military hopefully gaining a dime for their efforts just to survive. Johnny dropped out of high school at the age of 15 and worked as a pizza delivery man to gain money for his poor poor family. Eventually he signed up to be a plumber, then a police man, a military veteran, then a firefighter. After that he went back to school to gain his degrees and he became a teacher. Sadly, he had cancer and lost all of his hair, his family cried over him in his "Death Bed" every day, hoping for it to be just a silly nightmare. But Johnny, survived his cancer, he became a doctor and cured cancer so no one had to experience what this chad experienced. He then got married shortly after and worked as a teacher in school, teaching kids and teens about Maths and Sex Ed. He then decided to become an astronaut and explore many planets, this man's life story shows how we should never give up even when life is hard on us.

Plus he also did all of our moms
Johnny Sins is my dad, people mistake people for being fatherless but it's because our father is working really hard guys
by DDLCYuriFanboy May 24, 2022
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Johnny Suh

Lead rapper, lead vocalist, dancer of kpop group, NCT. He was born in Chicago, Illinois on February 9th, 1995. He is a absolute amazing person. He is more than his 6ft above height and big dick energy. He's always kind, talented, optimistic, calm, collective and confident, very comfortable to be around. He has whiskers on his face when he smiles. The beaming so that could top every sweet things that exists.
According to members, because of his existence, they feel safe and entertained.

When it comes to talent, you can see his sweet and warm vocal in songs like 'fools- NCT 127', 'love song- NCT 127', 'pandora's box- NCT 127', 'Dancing in the rain- NCT U'. You can hear his rapping skills in songs like 'misfit- NCT U', 'bring the noize- NCT 127', and 'eatthquake- NCT 127'. For his dancing skill, you can check it out in videos like 'music dance- NCT 127', 'work it- NCT U', 'Highway to heaven johnny fancam', 'sticker johnny fancam', 'cherry bomb johnny fancam', 'kick it johnny fancam'.

He has a corner of his own, called JCC on NCT YouTube channel. JCC where he tries out new things like rock climbing, pole dancing, brewing beer, DJs, shows how kpop albums are made.

Here is his Instagram account in case you want to know- @johnnyjsuh

I bet the more you know about him, the more you'll love him. Please do because he deserves all the love in the world.
by Honey eyes April 24, 2022
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Johnny Sailor

A sexual practice, whereby two people acquire a container full of liquid (water, or urine for extra fetish), before commencing sexual intercourse in the doggy position. This must be conducted anally for maximum effect.

The 'giver' must hold the 'taker' over the tank of liquid and, at the appropriate moment, dunk the taker's head into the liquid. The taker will then thrash wildly until their bowels void.

Just before voiding, the giver must sense a change in the taker's sphincter pressure, ejaculate wildly, before pulling the taker from the liquid just in time to slap them around the face with their semi erect, post-coital penis (see smurfing) in order to revive them.
She looks like the kind of girl who'd enjoy a Johnny Sailor
by D.Andrews August 8, 2009
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johnny segment

One who does not finish stories told.
Who are you dishing out stories in chunks? , Johnny Segment!
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Johnny Smalls

(noun) A hand rolled cigarette containing tobacco and marijuana, a Johnny Smalls is essentially a spliff rolled with a normal sized Rizla, rather than a king skin.
Carter: Have you got some weed left?
Williams: Yeah
Carter: D'you fancy a spliff?
Williams: Don't have enough for a king, but we can nail a quick Johnny Smalls if you like?
by Felix27 September 10, 2007
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Johnny Sins

The sexy funny man of Porn Hub. Is said to be more powerful than Jesus
"Hey Johnny Sins, can you help me. I'm stuck in the dryer!"
by quantity360 November 30, 2020
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