johanna marie

The name of an italian or hebrew girl. usually sweet, hyper, and funny. but has a bitchy 'leave me the hell alone' side. she falls for guys quickly and gets confused over them easily, but she knows that one day she'll find her true love. usually tan skinned and beautiful, but doesnt have any self confidence. has a hurt past, but a bright future. she'll always have your back if you were once good friends. she cant stay angry at you forever.

did you see johanna marie?

yeah man,shes gorgeous

by its-the-truth. May 22, 2011

Johanna Gargal

Jo-Hanna Gar-Gal DEEZ NUTS

Used as a DN joke

"Johanna Gargal is amazing!"
"Who's Johanna Gargal?"
"Jo-Hanna Gar-Gal DEEZ NUTS"
"I will shove a squishy banana so far up your a-"

by SadlyMechWasTaken May 29, 2021

Johanna Modica

The most beautiful girl in the world. She says she’s not but everyone knows it’s true. Probably would make you day if you talked to her. Has a tendency to make u smile. She is honestly perfect.

Johanna Modica makes my day every time I talk to her.

by XxquickscopegawdzzzxX May 6, 2019

Johanna Luu

Johanna Luu , Johanna Luu is one of the most amazing type of person . She is caring

,loving,happy,pretty,and awesome !! . When you have met Johanna Luu its the most challenging thing to replace her 😛 . She would be a great gf and pay attention to you and care for you shes generally the best girl you could ever meet when u have her don’t let go hold on to her because shes worth everything you could possibly have or own ❤️

“ Johanna luu , i love till death omg”

by ILOVEJOHANNA October 13, 2022

johanna (negative)

A really snobbish and annoying girl who thinks she is also the center if attention .

Dave: That girl is so Johanna (negative) . I mean she is way too snobbish

by Atm33 April 9, 2019

case of Johanna

Becoming depressed all of a sudden for absolutely no reason.

'Why is Bob so down today?'
'idk, must have a case of Johanna'

by Sewing Machines Australia September 12, 2018

Johanna

A Johanna is a very beautiful girl. She’s very funny and can make you laugh at any moment of time even when you’re sad and depressed or angry she will find a way to make you laugh. She doesn’t take bullshit if she gets a different vibe from you she will cut you off, she is very weird and also very loud. She doesn’t let any tolerance from ugly boys. She most definitely has a kink for veiny hands. she’s a very loyal person when she gets attached there’s no going back she will probably cut a piece of your hair and put it in a box and preserve it. she’s a crazy insane girl that needs therapy and medication and she loves her kitty.

Friend: your with that girl johanna

Boyfriend: dawg she mf crazy

by Queefglittersparkles November 21, 2023