jobber ramen

Extremely cheap generic or store-brand instant Japanese noodles (usually sold for $0.50 or less per package) of inferior or questionable quality and/or flavor. Derived from the professional wrestling term "jobber" (a performer who is perpetually assigned to lose; a performer lacking in the skills or charisma needed to become a top talent, often relegated to wrestling in opening matches at the beginning of shows) and the Japanese word "ramen" (an adaptation of a Chinese phrase that means "pulled/stretched noodles").

After I was laid off during the dot-com crash, I lived on jobber ramen for six whole months.

What? You're eating Sapporo Ichiban? Lucky bastard...all I can afford right now is jobber ramen.

by Sean Wilkinson January 27, 2003

Jobber Jabber

A homosexual male (derogatory)
(Scottish slang)

''eee look at that wee jobber jabber pulling his bumchum HEEEE HE HE!''

by sweet jesus July 7, 2006

Jobber to the Stars

A regular genious. This guy is right on the level of Alphabean as far as English goes. He however has one flaw, and that flaw is that he and El Capitano Gatisto like to wear giant boots. ECG lives in a boot however, and JTTS just wears them.

You really are growing out your stash well this year aren't you Jobber to the Stars.

by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004

Jobber 37

Jobber 37 is the name given to the Riot Trooper in Starwars The Force Awakens who kicks Finn's ass. Also known as
TR-8R. Derived from Jobber Goon

Did you see how Jobber 37 kicked Finn's ass after yelling TRAITOR

Hell ya man, even vader wanted to be like Jobber 37

by Webenator April 10, 2016

Nut Jobber

when you’d rather (spicy Boston accent) erra bend yourself into a a pretzel and lick your own bean bag...deez nutz erra, taint, rather than Hot Big Ben, Siphoes, cock throttling puss-say with your MDE caaaack

I know this sweet siphoe who seemed ok but after sniifing her STANK cock throttling sniizach I decided to just give myself a Nut Jobber rather than crossing that hot cess puss-say pool

by British Gal 1973 January 25, 2021

day jobber

A person who maintains a job Monday- Friday but slips into patch-work pants on Friday afternoon and roams the lot pretending to be a tour rat. Most wookies can locate day jobbers quickly due to their cleanliness and overall scent. Day jobbers often collect ticket stubs and begin sentences with "Dude I have seen phish soo many times."

"Dude Odie is such a freaking day jobber- she drives a bmw bro."

by Rudy Wagoner May 3, 2008

foot jobber

The performer of a footjob rubbing session. The girl whorubs, strokes, pumps, & jerks you off with the bare soles of her silky-smooth, soft, sexed-up, bare, feet until she makes you come, all over her luscious pedi.

Tanya gave me an awesome, 'feels-so-good' {footjob with her bare feet last night. She turned out to be one heck of a foot jobber!!

by ken208 October 22, 2015