ask jeeves bitch

A haltering phrase that is injected into a conversation to stop another from a bout of irrational questioning. Typically stated in the middle of a reply out of mere frustration or it can be used as an interuption of a 'too many questions' attack. May be a simple end rather than an answer to a useless question.

Example One
YoLandray - Hey man, who is going tonight?
Devondry - Everyone! Even Joe's cousin Lisa will be there.
YoLandray - Whaaaat!? Who is she with, who's she going with, is she with anyone, is it true what they... Devondry - Daaaam foo... I dunno, ask Jeeves bitch!

Example Two -
Sleepy - Hey Doc, is it true that sleeping aids cause oily gas?
Doc, Bashful aaaaand Grumpy - We dunno foo! Ask Jeeves Bitch!

by Berndoyd April 7, 2007

Jeresh

The Person who has parents and is a dick to everyone.

"Hey look it's Jeresh." "Man I wish I had parents unlike Jeresh who has them.

by MrSteeletrap November 2, 2019

Jervey

He is kind to his friends and family, he gets spanked by his dad, he is comforting to be with, says he’s gay but actually isn’t.

Ur gay like Jervey

by Bdiebicn2ow April 30, 2020

Jeevesh

He's a cute guy with a huge friend circle, who's not interested in girls with name starting with alphabet "K". They are his enemies.. anyway jeevesh is handsome and looks sexy in his glasses.Someone likes him and is trying to approach him but she's afraid

Jeevesh is so sweet!

by Jeeaann November 23, 2021

Anti-Jervism

The act of practising homosexuals expressing dismay and anger at the promotion of cabaret superstar Holly Jervis.

Did you see that tweet from that Manchester gay slagging off Holly Jervis? It's pure Anti-Jervism

by GemmaCollinsFan December 20, 2022

Jeeves Retirement

The site with the deceiving name EVER. When i first went on it i thought it was going to be filled with saying how much they missed Jeeves or whatever, but nope. it's porn.
Went on it, and had close as soon i saw a tiny bit of it because my parents were in the same room.

Little Johnny: Hey Jeeves retirement site! I'm going to show my mom! Jeeves is my favourite mascot! Mommy look!
*clicks*
*jaws drops*
*turns around and sees his parents looking over his shoulders*

by Momma Bear135 March 21, 2009

Ask Jeeves

To type in a keyword(s) to the web search engine Ask.com. Jeeves is the mascot for the site.

"What does Julie Andrews look like?"
"Why don't you Ask Jeeves?"

by foo_foo November 6, 2007