Itchy Jarvis

When you didnt wipe good enough and your butthole is really itchy and you have to wipe again, finding you still have poop in your buttcrack (also known as the second wipe)
Dude I didnt wipe good enough I have such an Itchy Jarvis, Ill be back
by docswenson May 08, 2010
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banned jarvis

the guy that got perm banned from fortniyte for using aimbot i mean aim ASsist and being too godly with the gOated aim
FaZE JARVIS is evolving into... banned jarvis !
by TikTOK aaaaaadict November 17, 2019
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cool Jarvis

Slang for a hot cup of coffee.
Its cold out. I could really go for some cool Jarvis
by the brizzlenator March 18, 2011
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FaZe Jarvis

FaZe Jarvis is a Twitch streamer who got banned from Fortnite and cried on video about getting banned
Person 1:Bro, you know FaZe Jarvis got banned in Fortnite Right?
Person 2:Yeah. I saw him Cry on video about it.
by Jasper... November 18, 2019
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Faze Jarvis

A crypto scammer who won one boxing match and thinks he's all that
Faze Jarvis
by BadBoymeats July 15, 2021
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Jarvis

Pencil dick having ass who is the definition of a 2-pump-chump (see also: 1-minute wonder) -- Makes up for where he lacks downstairs with his awful, boring personality. Fuck yourself, Jarvis.
Brandy: Really, less than a minute again?
Jarvis: It's in my nature, babe. I can't fix it. Let's go grab some numbing gel.
by Daddy Bonhoeffer 6969 February 08, 2018
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Pullin' A Jarvis

Putting your girl/boyfriends before your life long friends

Antonym Phrase: Bro's before ho's
He never hangs out with us anymore, only with that new Girl friend, hes Pullin' A Jarvis.
by Alex haha December 03, 2007
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