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Jannes

A person who's specialized in producing the loudest and stinkiest farts ever witnessed in human history. Their fathers are mostly very tasty (read: admirable) entrepreneurs which everyone wants to sexually please with their mouths.
That cow smells like shit, he's such a Jannes!
by Bassket November 21, 2021
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Janne

Janne is a little different. But that is not automatically bad. She has a good sense of fashion and looks awesome. But she knows it and is a little selfish because of that. She‘s funny and „easy going“ and you can hang out with her. Because of that, she has many friends. She‘s single, but nearly every guy already asked her to be with her.Everybody knows: She‘s a player.
Hey, you must be janne! Nice to meet you!
Yes I‘m Janne. THE Janne. Actually i‘m the coolest and prettiest girl all around
by coockiesloveme November 24, 2021
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Jannes Van Winden

A woman with a thicccccc boottttyyyyy. You honestly cant keep your dick in your pants around her.

You just know she gon be a MILF! A bit stinky tho
person 1: Bro the elevator was so full this morning couldnt even get in :(

person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden

other example

person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view

*takes a couple steps back*

ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck

person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?
by Laurasexgod January 10, 2024
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Jannes

A nice and pretty person that you don’t wanna have sex with
Random dude:Why do you not wanna have sex with them

Random Girl:Bc they are a Jannes
by Xiaoallmighty November 9, 2021
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jann

the whore of stan twitter. currently in his flop era (as usual).
-omg, jann is in his flop era!!!
-girl, jann has been in his flop era since he joined here.
by lovebottyyy October 12, 2020
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Jannes

Is an attractive guy with a big booty! Every man wants him but not everyone get him. He is very direct, smart, lovely, funny and an handsome guy.

He is very vain
Don’t look the hole day at yourself in the mirror

“Urghh … such a Jannes”
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Janne

Janne is one of the best friend you can have.

because when you need him he is always there for you.

he always listens to you and you can talk to him well, so he's still super nice.
janne is a guy who has brown hair and blue eyes.
he can play football well and is the best man on the field.
A: can we Talk

Janne: yes What Poppin
by Mäps123 November 21, 2021
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