A girl who is easily flustered and confused and doesn't think before speaking and that causes her to say very strange things. Besides the lack of thought that goes on in her tiny little brain, she is stunningly beautiful with always tan skin and long luscious brown hair. hold this girl tight and never let her go she will always cheer you up.
"hey Ashley, you're in Bio right? ..... what's a loan shark?" -jade
"When i have a baby, I'm going to feed them with a spork. so they can eat pudding and noodles at the same time!" -jade
"If dolphins had hands they would rule the world, like seriouslyyyy" -jade
girl: omg she is such a jade
boy: i know, listen to what she said
girl: yes, but her beauty is so amazing it doesn't matter what she says.
boy: so true, i would marry her
"When i have a baby, I'm going to feed them with a spork. so they can eat pudding and noodles at the same time!" -jade
"If dolphins had hands they would rule the world, like seriouslyyyy" -jade
girl: omg she is such a jade
boy: i know, listen to what she said
girl: yes, but her beauty is so amazing it doesn't matter what she says.
boy: so true, i would marry her
by Kira liser January 2, 2013
Get the Jademug. by You don't even know October 19, 2014
Get the Jademug. 
Get the Jademug. Jade is usually young,pretty,and hilarious.She lights up every room that she walks into and is loyal to her friends. She will never ever go through anything alone because she has true and overprotective friends that would die for her.You can't help but love her.
by Jade is mine December 18, 2016
Get the Jademug. She lit a jade with her Zippo lighter.
by Nick At Night July 16, 2008
Get the Jademug. Jade is a crazy girl and she is in the cool girls group that all the boys want to go out with Jade if you find her don’t lose her she is one of a kind and don’t mess with her and her friends she will find you😂
by Shoes4life December 3, 2018
Get the Jademug. Jade is a girl who has her very own sense of style and will kick your ass if you make her mad, she’s been through hell and back but always manages to get off her knees and show the situation up, Jades usually constantly Battle depression and typically have trust issues, but they will purposely hide it to make YOU happy. Jades are scared of the dark and clowns, and are heels mean when on their periods, but you can fix that with chocolate. Don’t mess up a jade. You treat her like a game she’ll show you how it’s played.
by None of your damn business. 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️ February 24, 2019
Get the Jademug.