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João Flu is that guy who is extremely shy when it comes to oral presentation in the class, but when we are talking about bed skills, that motherfucker is the beast!
"Eww, we need to break up, I just wanted you to be a little bit more João Flu..."
joão flu by pttroller00 February 22, 2017

João Taveira 

1) The most beautifull and intelligent person alive!
2) The most kind person you ever will meet!
3) The smell of a new book
OMG it's João Taveira!
João Taveira by abalacubaco June 23, 2020
When there are girls around, you will probably hear "Classic Rosa". His smile works as a magnet and all the girls in the area cannot escape from it. Joao Rosa is a guy really hard to compete with, so better refresh your flirting skills if don't want to end up alone at McDonald's at 3.00 am. Besides this, you have probably never saw him upset or angry with someone.
Joao Rosa: "Do you wanna marry me?"
Joao Rosa by Ostrich911 November 21, 2021
When there are girls around, you will probably hear "Classic Rosa". His smile works as a magnet and all the girls in the area cannot escape from it. Joao Rosa is a guy really hard to compete with, so better refresh your flirting skills if don't want to end up alone at McDonald's at 3.00 am. Besides this, you have probably never saw him upset or angry with someone.
Joao Rosa: "Do you wanna marry me?"
Joao Rosa by Ostrich911 November 21, 2021

João Felipe 

The best person I ever met.
He’s kind, and always try to help you.
Sometimes he can be very insecure about himself, so remember to say how special and unique he is.
Someone: How’s this guy?
Me: It’s João Felipe, such a good person!
João Felipe by yeahyeahchacha November 22, 2021

João Marcos 

the coolest guy ever
João Marcos is the cooler guy ive met
João Marcos by BrotherJM November 23, 2021