A faggot who has hands drier than the Sahara's Desert sand. Due to this dryness, his hands are rougher than sandpaper, capable of smoothing wood 10x more efficient than sandpaper.
This person always has a vibrator up his ass at all times, in bed, at lunch and even while shitting. If you could measure his level of faggotness, it would go through the roof. Twice.
This person always has a vibrator up his ass at all times, in bed, at lunch and even while shitting. If you could measure his level of faggotness, it would go through the roof. Twice.
You: So who's coming to the party?
Friend: Ivan Ang Shert Jie, Clarence, Daniel, Dickson, Brandon and some other fat dude named Hao Wei.
You: Oh fuck Ivan's coming.
Friend: Yeah his mom screamed at me to invite him.
Friend: Ivan Ang Shert Jie, Clarence, Daniel, Dickson, Brandon and some other fat dude named Hao Wei.
You: Oh fuck Ivan's coming.
Friend: Yeah his mom screamed at me to invite him.
by tissueforissues October 17, 2018
Affectionate, charismatic and charming, he makes friends and impresses people wherever he goes. Has a fantastic but sometimes corny sense of humour, and never fails to make those around him smile. Wei Jie's are simple guys and you can't help but enjoy their company.
Absolutely sweetheart boyfriend to those who have the privilege of dating him. Wei Jie's are also cute af ;)
Absolutely sweetheart boyfriend to those who have the privilege of dating him. Wei Jie's are also cute af ;)
by Bongocatto November 22, 2021
by MrPotati November 22, 2021
fu jie saw you last night
by starwars shark12 November 21, 2019
by Kaviti Fijian July 24, 2011
Slang (Australian/Malaysian) term for somebody, usually a friend or acquaintance, who is an absolute pest and/or socially parasitic.
Person 1: "My friend keeps annoying the heck out of me for attention, but never contributes to the conversation!"
Person 2: "Bit of a Jie, huh?"
Person 1: "Exactly! Just keeps taking all of my energy."
Person 2: "Bit of a Jie, huh?"
Person 1: "Exactly! Just keeps taking all of my energy."
by J. R. R. Tolkein November 23, 2021
the most beautiful girl with a big firm booty. gets annoyed easily but is super kind and caring. loves to procrastinate but when she gets things done reallly fast and perfectly. doesn’t like fried food but LOVES wings of any kinds baked, deep fried, steam …. likes strawberry and my melody. cute at all times but doesn’t really like kisses
by sushilvr November 25, 2021