Launch an investigation

A blanket statement for when a company or organization fucks up and needs to do something about the angry media. Usually results in nothing happening, because they investigated themselves and found they did nothing wrong.
I know our CEO was banging 12 interns, stole millions from charity, and was arrested on three counts of murder, but don’t worry, we’ll launch an investigation.
by KingJx212 November 02, 2021
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Federal Bureau of Investigation: a governmental agency.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

FedARGHal Bureau of Investigation!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
"FedARGHal Bureau of Investigation!" - says a pirate
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com February 26, 2013
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😱:gabriel inglesias has to be investigated
by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025
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Rectal Investigation

Anal body cavity search performed during a traffic stop by police
Pulled over for speeding, Willie soon became the target of a lengthy rectal investigation in the officers futile search for crappy contraband.
by Rayngel November 06, 2020
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A Discord agency that monitors discord servers that violate TOS and protects communities by warning them of danger. They also protect the discord people and uphold its TOS. Their server link is discord.gg/f4535zbRr9 for assistance.
The Discord Bureau of Investigation busted several people breaking Discord TOS.
by DiscordBureauofInvestigation November 18, 2022
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