Inverted Missionary

A variation to the sex position, missionary.

The giver is on the bottom, the receiver is on top.

Inverted missionary is a good position for a girl's first time on top.

by Jon Ace September 23, 2006

Inverted South Dakotian Palm Tree

Involves 5 girls in a circle all lying on their backs with their legs spread eagle. Then a guy in a handstand is slowly rotated by two other guys in the middle of the circle, And procedes to pleasure all the girls with his tongue.
(To this day has still never been done.)

Dude last night we almost had enough drunk chicks to attempt a Inverted South Dakotian Palm Tree but Bill couldn't stay in a fucking handstand.

by Bernard the wet slapper January 21, 2008

inverted hucklebuck

the sexual position where oral sex is given and recieved by both partners simultaneously. AKA the 69

That bitch is lookin' so fine I might have to go scoop her up and throw the inverted hucklebuck on her.

by Chester NoSeeds January 24, 2006

Inverted Pancake Flip

The Inverted Pancake Flip is considered to be one of the most graceful and acrobatic sexual acts to be conceived and performed in rural post-modern Canadian cultures. It involves a male laying with his back on the floor, with his legs situated on an adjacent bed as if seated in a chair. A woman or partner rides him in the cowgirl position. The male then repositions his feet to the edge of the bed for maximum leverage, grabs his partner by the hips, and in an incredible display of athleticism, pushes off with his feet to perform a backflip to be completed into the missionary position. This feat is typically performed during the anal and unlubricated variation of cowgirl starting position to enhance grip.

Since Rachel lost the baby, she didn't technically deserve breakfast in bed on mother's day. So Steve decided to just give her an Inverted Pancake Flip instead.

by quackslapper May 9, 2017

Inverted Pooh Bear

An extremely intense sexual act involving a stripper pole and a honey pot. A lady (ideally with a background in pole dancing) holds herself upside down on a stripper pole, while the male pours 3/4 of the honey pot into her snatch. The rest of the honey is distributed on his tally whacker. They commence to orally pleasure one another, the guy eating the honey out of her as enthusiastically as Winnie the Pooh in the Hundred Acre Forest.

Evan: "So I had a stripper pole installed last night..."
Jake: "Sweet, how'd you break it in?"
Evan: "I rocked the Inverted Pooh Bear with some spanish girl!"
Jake: "Christ almighty, could you even move after it was over!?"
Evan: "Barely, and my vision has only just returned..."
Blake(musing to himself): "I wonder if you could modify it to involve two guys?"

by Meeeeech April 4, 2007

inverted heart syndrome

a condition that can occur when a person who is bent over, or in any awkward position, sneezes, coughs, hiccups, and belches all at the same time, causing the heart to flip over inside the chest cavity.

The condition is extremely painful, but if the victim survives the initial shock, they can recover as the elasticity of the major arteries is usually sufficient to slowly pull the heart back into proper position.

Do NOT move the victim.

Desmond was weak and shaky for days after he had that spell of inverted heart syndrome.

by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009

Inverted cone with barbs

The kind of poop you take that gets larger in girth the further it comes out, but it has barbs so you can't take it back in.

Gregg was crying on the toilet because he was pushing out an inverted cone with barbs.

by gs191 January 9, 2010