conjugally invite

to solicit participation in an activity for the purposes of fucking the invitee

mike conjugally invited jeff to invest in his company

bernard madoff conjugally invited many prominent jews

by investor February 17, 2009

innitersz

a super famous inniter, possibly the coolest person to walk this earth.

- cool
- really cool

“have you seen innitersz’ new post???”

“yeah, it was really awesome and funny and true. (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)”

by jiggybugs August 30, 2021

standing invitation

an invitation that says one is always welcome.

You have a open/standing invitation to visit us any time.

by srnand June 18, 2017

innit bruv

british slang, used when agreeing with someone. usually used by people that think they are roadmen

‘oi that emma is peng’
‘innit bruv’

by someonethatprobshatesu March 9, 2019

Diva Invitation

1.When someone needs to be invited individually to a party several times and possibly, gushed over, and then you wished that they never were invited at all.
2. A person not able to accept or acknowledge a group invitation.
3. There will be Drama

Diva Invitation
Guy 1: Did you invite her to the party?
Guy 2: Yeah, I invited everyone !
Guy 1: yeah, but you know that Chick needs a Diva Invitation to show up at a party.

by MikeGO November 8, 2007

courtesy invite

An event invitation sent to someone solely for the reason that one feels obligated to do so.

For example, there are three roommates and you know two of them well. You may not know the third person as well as the other two--or you just don't like them--yet you feel obligated to invite that person too so things won't get awkward.

Cory: So who's on the invite list?

Bob: . . . Amber, Emily, Roxy--

Cory: I thought you didn't like Roxy . . . ?

Bob: I don't. But they're roommates, so I just sent her a courtesy invite so that things wouldn't get awkward.

by shoppingcartman February 27, 2011

mother's intuition

An immediate unreasoned understanding that a mother has toward something regarding the well being of her child.

Jane didn't want her son Billy to go to the party. Her "mother's intuition" sensed something bad was going to happen.

by Noraaaaaaaaaa November 19, 2013