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intelligent design

1.pseudoscientific argument from incredibility, presented as a counter to evolutionary theory.
"I don't understand how this could have happened naturally; therefore, God did it. - Stand argument for Intelligent design.
by Mr. Lee July 24, 2006
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intelligent design

Advocated by the Christian right, a "scientific" theory proposing that the gaps in the darwinian theory of evolution can only be explained by the existance of a supreme being, and thus should be taught in public schools.

complete bullshit.
"The school board voted on intelligent design."
by Hannahhh January 9, 2006
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intelligent fool

Someone who has high intelligence quotient IQ but low EQ.

(IQ = intelligence quotient; EQ = emotional quotient)
That intelligent fool is good to know only at school since she puts everyone off in social settings.
by vosa March 5, 2011
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intelligent design

An idea by people living in total ignorance. Instead of doing proper research and looking for imperical evidence, ID supporters look through the pages of the Bible for already answered questions. This might indicate the well observed "since I can't understand it it can't be true"-syndrome.

The other alternative might be the simple desire for convinience. ID-supporters don't want to write 6 page essays about how the cell works, just to be graded 3/5, but rather "God did it and that's fine by me" and getting 5/5.
Intelligent Design puts the ID in IDiot.

IDiots often say "Evolution is just a theory." In the scientific field a hypothesis (which is the word they're looking for) becomes a scientific theory when the hypothesis is so well established that no new evidence is likely to alter it, after which the explanation or hypothesis becomes a scientific theory.
by Viva Academia April 7, 2008
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intelligent conversation

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by CHAD C January 6, 2005
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intelligent math

A cryptic term that is part of the closing credits of some random anime show. Apparantly, the Japanese think it makes sense. More generally, it is a potentially positive modifier that may be applied to a person.
by Scalabrini December 31, 2003
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intelligent design

A theory that evolution is wrong, and the world was created and maintained by Mr.Chuck Norris. This is almost certainly true, the only flaw may be the fact that Chuck Norris has not roundhouse kicked the idiot christians who say intelligent design is about god's heads up there asses.....yet.
Idiot Christian: Intelligent design is about god. Wait why is the door open?

(roundhouse kick like noise)

Idiot Christian: OH MY GOD!! AGHHHHH GAHGG ALEGRA! (dies)
by Stan Lightsaber May 6, 2006
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