Samuel L. Jackson knocked on his white neighbors door trying to tell him to turn his rap music down, but seemed suprised he would like that kind of music. The guy explained that it was his kind of shit, but that his wife Nicole hated it, she only made music from a genre that was half jazz half hip hop because nobody had ever done that before, not because she really liked the music. This made Samuel L. Jackson mad, so he proceeded to menace this punk in the backyard with a weedwacker and tell him how bad he was, because he knew this guy was weaker than him through intuition.
by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021
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Get the Women’s Intuition mug.For some odd reason I cannot bring my mind to do Mathematics. I’m an INTJ and my mind keeps blowing out those two functions. It’s involuntarily/subconsciously trying to block out the information that I am learning. Very frustrating.
Jews, you got any help? I’m on ADHD medication and it works only a little It’s almost like I have a mental block. I think I need my Klonopin back?
Jews, you got any help? I’m on ADHD medication and it works only a little It’s almost like I have a mental block. I think I need my Klonopin back?
by Death Menace April 10, 2022
Get the My mind keeps ignoring Introverted Thinking and Extraverted Intuition mug.That one brain part that constantly figures out the behavior requirement to get more screen time from your parents, even though such extra screen time allotment eventually turns out not to be on offer
My intuition told me exactly how to charm my parents into giving me more screen time, but in the end, it was just wishful thinking—turns out the extra hours were never really on the table!
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Get the intuition mug.A woman's intuition is like a superpower that a woman is born with, and it remains with her forever. It is this little albeit powerful voice inside of her spirit. Like a good cop trying to protect her, it warns her of dangerous situations. It will likely save her life several times. A woman's intuition is a gift from God.
Keshia: You gotta hear this.
Faith: What is it?
Keshia: A few weeks ago, a guy asked me out, but I turned him down because I had an uneasy feeling about it. This morning, I was watching the news, and I saw that that same guy was arrested for assault. I'm lucky I didn't go with him.
Faith: That ain't luck, that's your woman's intuition.
Faith: What is it?
Keshia: A few weeks ago, a guy asked me out, but I turned him down because I had an uneasy feeling about it. This morning, I was watching the news, and I saw that that same guy was arrested for assault. I'm lucky I didn't go with him.
Faith: That ain't luck, that's your woman's intuition.
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