Cock interception

1. noun. The occurrence of a cock block by a gay man

2. Verb. The act of cock blocking by a gay man.

Yeah I was mackin on her and then her gay friend grabbed her for a dance. What a cock interception.

by GrizzlyAdams78 December 3, 2009

Interception

When you steal someone elses girl or girlfriend (commonly used among Football Jocks)

jock 1: Matt intercepted carly right from Dylan !!

jock2: That kid gets interceptions on and off the field

jock1: yea I feel kinda bad for Dylan though

by Jock 059 January 7, 2010

Romantic Intervention

A Romantic Intervention is often made around 11pm, and usually from a bathroom.. and is done when a person desperately calls or text messages the person he/she hopes to receive the romantic intervention from in an insane effort to head off a possibly catastrophic but now unavoidable sexual situation.. Romantic Interventions are desperately futile and most are made when the person needing intervention is hopelessly trapped and often in their underwear.

(rrrrrriiiiiinnnnnnnngggggg)!PPPPlease pick up Paula......i need a Romantic intervention...fast!

by DaynaS March 20, 2008

interception

When you are interested in a person at a party, you are on the verge of making a move, and just as you are about to you find someone else already making out with them, etc.

Also used in the present tense as "intercepted"

Person 1: I went to make a move on that girl, but she was tongue deep in another dude's mouth.

Person 2: INTERCEPTION!

by esj5004 December 9, 2008

Jealousy Intervention

When you lose weight, a friend or group of friends feel bad about themselves and try to fatten you up to make themselves feel better.

Bertha: Kim, are you gonna eat anymore? I'm making you a sandwich, I'm doing this is for you, we're not leaving til you eat this.

Kimberly: Stop it Bertha, I'm fine, your just mad because I lost the holiday weight and you didn't. This isn't for me this is a Jealousy Intervention.

by Gmonayy November 18, 2011

Dirty Word Intersection

When two seemingly normal sounding words are said togeather to mak a dirty or dirty sounding word or phrase.

Person 1: Dude my geometry teacher totally made a Dirty Word Intersection, he said "ray pass" and it sounded like rape ass!

Person 2: You're a Queer.

by Jack Hambit January 25, 2011

Interection

A sometimes awkward situation where someone else abruptly becomes aware that someone has a boner.

A combination between "interjection" and "erection"

Too many people are getting into a car, so some have to sit on laps. Attractive Girl sits on Guy's lap, Guy gets a boner

Girl: "Oh..!"
Guy: *cough* "Um, pardon my interection."

by vonvague December 31, 2010