A condition resulting from your friends jamming a bowl of hummus in your board shorts at a bar in Lake Havasu.
A guy standing at a bar table washes hummus off his dick by pouring a glass of water down his hummus filled shorts. The bar bouncer sees what is happening, but decides to walk the other way.
Stranger #1: "Damn, did you see that guy's right leg, it has hummus running down it.
Stranger #2: "Yea, he has a serious case of hummus dick."
Stranger #1: "Damn, did you see that guy's right leg, it has hummus running down it.
Stranger #2: "Yea, he has a serious case of hummus dick."
by T.H.E.M.I.K.E. June 1, 2014
1. A sexual act in which a woman spreads Hummus on a male’s penis and then performs fellatio on said person with the hummus on the penis.
2. Another name for anal sex between 2 gay men. Referencing the fact that Greek people stereotypically love hummus and greek is another term for anal sex.
2. Another name for anal sex between 2 gay men. Referencing the fact that Greek people stereotypically love hummus and greek is another term for anal sex.
1. Teresa told Dan to go to the store and pick up some Hummus so she could eat some pita chips and give him a Hummus Hummer
2. Bob and Steve left the gay bar early so they could exchange Hummus Hummers.
2. Bob and Steve left the gay bar early so they could exchange Hummus Hummers.
by MASA SPLINTER July 28, 2011
by HummusIsHome July 15, 2022
The place where e-dating trans girls and shit-posting idiots gather to argue about the most inane things while having unfunny Jackbox Game Nights.
by GoldenGamre February 12, 2022
An instance during which a female has a terriblely noticeable yeast infection, resulting in a tangy crust in the labia
Was going to bang Mackenzie, until I found out about her hummus taco. Really put an damper on our gradma's funeral.
by Voltistrem October 22, 2017
Rosario-Hummus K is very gay
Hummus k dad-My son is a gay disappointment
Hummus khalaf-You damn guidos I could’ve shot you if I had the chance
Hummus k dad-My son is a gay disappointment
Hummus khalaf-You damn guidos I could’ve shot you if I had the chance
by rip_everything_is_mid May 25, 2022
Father hummus is a monkey mercinary leader who loves men and wipes his little brother/sisters he is apart of the lgbtqia+ community
by TRUE_FACTS444 March 9, 2022