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Hummus Hummer

1. A sexual act in which a woman spreads Hummus on a male’s penis and then performs fellatio on said person with the hummus on the penis.

2. Another name for anal sex between 2 gay men. Referencing the fact that Greek people stereotypically love hummus and greek is another term for anal sex.
1. Teresa told Dan to go to the store and pick up some Hummus so she could eat some pita chips and give him a Hummus Hummer

2. Bob and Steve left the gay bar early so they could exchange Hummus Hummers.
by MASA SPLINTER July 28, 2011
mugGet the Hummus Hummermug.

Hummus slide

A popular activity among party goers that involves dipping a live tortoise in hummus and "sliding" (releasing) it into the hosts bedroom (or other space) without their knowledge. The act serves to prank the host by leaving streaks of hummus for them to discover throughout their house.
"...the party went so late that we gave him a hummus slide."
by sizeableAmountOfDiggity November 25, 2020
mugGet the Hummus slidemug.

hummus taco

An instance during which a female has a terriblely noticeable yeast infection, resulting in a tangy crust in the labia
Was going to bang Mackenzie, until I found out about her hummus taco. Really put an damper on our gradma's funeral.
by Voltistrem October 21, 2017
mugGet the hummus tacomug.

Father hummus

Father hummus is a monkey mercinary leader who loves men and wipes his little brother/sisters he is apart of the lgbtqia+ community
chicken: FATHER HUMMUS
father hummus: DEVIL CHILD ALLAH AKBAR *boom*
*leaves ps4 party*
by TRUE_FACTS444 March 9, 2022
mugGet the Father hummusmug.

Hummus Town

The place where e-dating trans girls and shit-posting idiots gather to argue about the most inane things while having unfunny Jackbox Game Nights.
Jerry: Hey, you wanna join the discord server Hummus Town?

Any Reasonable Person: What the fuck? No!
by GoldenGamre February 12, 2022
mugGet the Hummus Townmug.

taco hummus

when she’s gotta yeast infection but you smash anyways
“yo i’m tryna get that taco hummus
“ur fuckin nasty logan”
by tacohummus69 April 4, 2019
mugGet the taco hummusmug.

Hummus Town

Hummus Town is where people think Luigi is an item card.
by HummusIsHome July 14, 2022
mugGet the Hummus Townmug.

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