1. A sexual act in which a woman spreads Hummus on a male’s penis and then performs fellatio on said person with the hummus on the penis.
2. Another name for anal sex between 2 gay men. Referencing the fact that Greek people stereotypically love hummus and greek is another term for anal sex.
2. Another name for anal sex between 2 gay men. Referencing the fact that Greek people stereotypically love hummus and greek is another term for anal sex.
1. Teresa told Dan to go to the store and pick up some Hummus so she could eat some pita chips and give him a Hummus Hummer
2. Bob and Steve left the gay bar early so they could exchange Hummus Hummers.
2. Bob and Steve left the gay bar early so they could exchange Hummus Hummers.
by MASA SPLINTER July 28, 2011
A popular activity among party goers that involves dipping a live tortoise in hummus and "sliding" (releasing) it into the hosts bedroom (or other space) without their knowledge. The act serves to prank the host by leaving streaks of hummus for them to discover throughout their house.
by sizeableAmountOfDiggity November 26, 2020
An instance during which a female has a terriblely noticeable yeast infection, resulting in a tangy crust in the labia
Was going to bang Mackenzie, until I found out about her hummus taco. Really put an damper on our gradma's funeral.
by Voltistrem October 22, 2017
McKenzie went over to Matthew's house for a first date, he said he was throwing a hummus party. After she arrived though, he just wanted to suck her toes.
by lost hamster December 13, 2021
Rosario-Hummus K is very gay
Hummus k dad-My son is a gay disappointment
Hummus khalaf-You damn guidos I could’ve shot you if I had the chance
Hummus k dad-My son is a gay disappointment
Hummus khalaf-You damn guidos I could’ve shot you if I had the chance
by rip_everything_is_mid May 25, 2022
Father hummus is a monkey mercinary leader who loves men and wipes his little brother/sisters he is apart of the lgbtqia+ community
by TRUE_FACTS444 March 09, 2022
The place where e-dating trans girls and shit-posting idiots gather to argue about the most inane things while having unfunny Jackbox Game Nights.
by GoldenGamre February 12, 2022