Relative Humidity

The sweat that forms on your balls while thinking about screwing your wifes sister.

Man, I was looking at those family pictures of Helen at Disneyland, I had some serious relative humidity going on in my pants!

by PSA Pilot February 18, 2010

Humidity

The devil's ball sweat

It's as hot as hell and as humid as the satan's balls. This humidity is dripping right off the devil's balls.

by strgzr2893 April 10, 2019

Lethal Humidity

when a billionaire hasn't gone outside for a few years - 35 degree weather and high humidity becomes lethal in their mind and they need to spend hundreds of millions of other people's money to avoid having their organs boiled

see that 125 pager on lethal humidity - I'm not sure he has gone outside since 2017

by AndyFastow August 31, 2023

Humid

An expansion of moist, meaning hot and wet.

"You're making me so humid!"

by Jaliberist June 17, 2018

humpdy dumpdy

somewhat of a doggystyle position but whips and candy canes are involved

that bitch gives the best humpdy dumpdys around!

by bert goo March 20, 2003

humidicity

When the humidity is so high, standard English fails to accurately describe it.

its like humidicity outside

by Malkshake June 5, 2011

Cuban Cigar Humidor

The act of microwaving a turd at the local pool and then "lubing up" with the product

I lost my KY so I had to pull a cuban cigar humidor on Samantha

by babyistillloveyou March 17, 2009