The state of which any semi-intelligent, narcissistic, selfish, loud, obnoxious organisims have reached the limit of their limited mental capacity and slowly sit down to wither away and die, while contemplating whether to pull the trigger of the loaded 12-gauge shotgun positioned in their mouth.
by Gabe654123 March 7, 2017
Get the Human mug.A human is a type of Virus that needs healthy supplements of things like Dihydrogen Monoxide to survive. By killing the virus we would Make the World a better place for Everyone
by VirusEnder42069 July 9, 2020
Get the Human mug.The chaotic lifeforms of planet earth, they tend to create a huge war when they don't get their way.
by Sarah the cookie February 4, 2016
Get the Human mug.The single most boastful and ignorant species on Earth. These creatures are more animal than the other creatures they consider animals. they are not civilized at all. Most think they are the only "intelligent" creatures in the universe.
To sum up they (by they I mean we) are worthless.
To sum up they (by they I mean we) are worthless.
George Carlin defines humans "we aren't civilized, no what we are is a semi-civilized species with baseball-caps and automatic weapons."
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Get the Human mug.The proven medical condition of believing one is good, open minded, and loving when in all reality it is the opposite.
Humans may express the following symptoms:
Hypocrisy
Illogical Behavior
Arrogance
General lack of knowledge on the world around them
Hate Mongering without knowing
Habitual Lying
Being a dumb ass
Humans may express the following symptoms:
Hypocrisy
Illogical Behavior
Arrogance
General lack of knowledge on the world around them
Hate Mongering without knowing
Habitual Lying
Being a dumb ass
Evangelicals: God loves everyone!
Atheist: I'm Atheist
Evangelicals: Your going to hell!
Atheist: I thought God loved everyone?
Evangelicals: That is the mystery of faith.
Atheist: More like the mystery of bullshit.
(NOTE: The example above describes an example in which the individual is acting Human. The word is not actually used. The example was intended to show what acting human is like.)
Atheist: I'm Atheist
Evangelicals: Your going to hell!
Atheist: I thought God loved everyone?
Evangelicals: That is the mystery of faith.
Atheist: More like the mystery of bullshit.
(NOTE: The example above describes an example in which the individual is acting Human. The word is not actually used. The example was intended to show what acting human is like.)
by James Mathew Anderson May 19, 2010
Get the Human mug.Humans are creatures that say SWAG! or YOLO. If one aproches you and does so immediately bitch slap them and walk away...
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