Hamburg Hot Chocolate

Hamburg is (apparently) famous for its hot chocolate. However, after a recent visit, it became apparent that this is in fact a euphemism for fucking someone over. Below is the basic recipe, though there are numerous regional variants from within the greater Hamburg area:-

Take one large quantity of shit. Preferably the cumulative output of 15 shits, taken at regular intervals over the course of 3 days. Blend and add urine as necessary (in order to thin the consistency). Simmer over a low heat for at least 30 mins. Season to taste. Serve topped with a generous helping of creamy semen. Then force your guests to pay 340 euros for it, despite them not having asked for it in the first place.
Did you give those cunts a Hamburg Hot Chocolate?
by The cat from... October 1, 2010
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Hot chocolate left

Left of a given reference on a ski slope; from the point of view of a person having hot chocolate in the lodge.
Ted: Check out that babe!
Bill: Where!?
Ted: Hot chocolate left of the halfpipe.
Bill: Dude, that's your step-mom!
by Drew Stevens January 26, 2006
mugGet the Hot chocolate leftmug.

Hot chocolate arguement

An argument that is silly and can't be resolved. Usually about symantics.

The genesis is an argument over whether hot chocolate is still hot chocolate if it's cold.
by Jake November 15, 2004
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cold hot chocolate

It doesn't exist it's either Chocolate Milk, Chocolate, or Cold Chocolate. Cold Hot Chocolate is a myth.
Richard: If I put Hot Chocolate in the freezer and it gets cold it becomes Cold Hot Chocolate
Kempner: No, you're retarded.
mugGet the cold hot chocolatemug.

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