hoser

A game term, for first person shooters, used to insult or tease a person who uses nothing but rapid firing weapons on someone using a slower firing weapon.

Aw Supaflies, ya' hoser!

by Supaflies March 1, 2005

hoser

a male "player" who sleeps with lots of women, women who sleep around are called "hosebags"

that hoser likes to hose all the hosebags.

by she-ra June 27, 2004

Hoser Poser

You are hip, live in the city, you go to all the cool shows, wear plaid shirts, ripped jeans, oversize coats and insist on drinking the cheapest shit beer you can find. Yes your cloths may be from a thrift store but not out of necessity, the toque that never leaves your unwashed head is a fashion accessory and that smell, well that you can't fake.

You're not from small town Canada you HOSER POSER!

by smilygrl December 7, 2009

Louisville Hoser

Blasting a huge load with a bat shoved up your ass.

I came like a firehose when she shoved that bat up my ass. It was a real Louisville Hoser.

by Scott Fourboy May 16, 2019

Hockey Hoser

Canadian Term Meaning:

1.Someone who claims to love hockey but neither follows nor understands the sport

2. Someone you dislike

You guys are such Hockey Hosers.

by B Wok October 28, 2002

purple hoser

A nick name for one of the members of Dude Perfect

“Yo you hear of that man purple hoser??”
“Oh yeah he’s from Dude Perfect right!?”
“Yeah mAn!!!”

by I’m wayyy snazzier than you💯🤙🏻😉 May 26, 2018

purple hoser

A literal god among men!
Someone who reminds you of jesus<3!

purple hoser freed the israelites from slavery

by allwomenarequeen August 20, 2018