horbagold

Someone who is so caring and forgiving that he’ll ignore his own anger at someone he cares about just to make them happy. He’s a good friend, a sweet person, and a crazy lover. He has beautiful dark eyes with the thickest lashes anyone has ever seen, caramel tan skin, and big strong hands. His hugs are so warm and tight that sometimes it’s forgettable to know how important it is to breathe when someone is living in his hug. He can make someone smile and laugh like crazy and get them so emotional at the same time. He’s the best friend anyone could ever have.

Horbagold

by Horbagold July 25, 2021

Hornboggle

To absolutely muller someone back to the 12th century.

"Lewis got hornboggled on a metric level"

by the_horn_swaggler January 10, 2023

Hornball takes over the world

Basically hornball eats a rat and fucks it smelvin gets mad shut the fuck smelvin you a beaner and next krispy kreme owner sells the world and then hornball shapes the world into a donut and eats eat beerus go supa mad mode and go beam beam on the weenie beaner shut the fuck up monty.

Ima wat the new moofy called Hornball takes over the world.

by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! February 15, 2023

Yawnage On My Hornage

Defines somebody who is a crap shag; rubbish or boring in bed - a buzzkill for pheromones.

Lisa is so yawnage on my hornage - she just lies there like a hermit crab.

by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018