homework

An obsolete form of punishment enacted by teachers with no lives, homework helps teachers with nothing better to do than math problems impress their hobby onto students who would otherwise partake in a finite quantity of educational participation. Originally instated as a revenue producing mechanism in the middle ages, homework’s humble beginnings stemmed forth from Feudal kings minimizing the intellectual growth of serfs by limiting their educational advancement through repetition of previously developed skills and formerly acquired knowledge.
Also, Homework serves as the first word in the acronymic name God gave to the place he would burn sinners for eternity, and is the predominant form of punishment there.

My Rhetoric teacher thinks she's so conscious of modern social conventions, but still assigns homework. How base. Now, watch as I get a C for not doing homework and then monitor me as I use the skills I taught myself in would-be homework time to achieve a status of social prominence and leave a lasting impact on society far superior to that of a 'Rhetoric Teacher'.

by DonCachas December 28, 2005

Homework

Something teachers give you which you will not do until five minutes before it's due if you did not do it during lunch or spent the night before halfassing it because instead of doing it you came here and typed down definitions.

I've got AP English homework that was due today, but since I went to the zoo instead of going to school, I decided not to do it when it was assigned, a week ago. Now, it's 1:11am and I am not even halfway done.

by arghomg November 1, 2008

homerowed

to be violently attacked with a keyboard. First used in Attack of the Show.

I was sitting in my office when suddenly I was homerowed by Kevin Rose

by katie tran April 1, 2005

homework

buisy work that deprives students of valuable sleep hours.

You look tired, yeah I had a 5 page paper due yesterday.

by GivesGoodED September 23, 2004

algebra homework

A fatal disease with little mercy.

Me: Time to watch Netflix after a stressful day
Mom: Don't forget your algebra homework!
Me: *Commits Sucide*

by WillHawksnaw December 8, 2016

homework warped

When you have done so much homework and/or reaserch you become mindless and emotionless, unable of proper socilization and communication.

I walked into the kitchen totaly homework warped.

by Taylor24 April 20, 2007

hometown lucky

When someone returns home from college and hooks up with an old friend simply because they haven't seen each other in a long time...and they're horny.

The hometown lucky is the person who is contacted.

So I got home from college last night and needed some action. I texted my usual girl and that night she became my hometown lucky.

by jlen03 January 26, 2012