Holy Craply

1. a large amount
2. a large amount of holy crap

i have a holy craply amount of homework

by bobettea April 27, 2009

Holy Crapshot

Half a shot glass of vinegar and half a shot glass of pure cinnamon after eating a habanero chilli

Person 1: Truth or dare

Person 2: Dare
Person 1: do the holy crapshot
Person 2: nah f**k that

by Holy Hellshot January 28, 2021

holy moly crapioli

Known for its amazing jokes and puns, holy moly crapioli.

Holy moly crapioli! I just got my macaroni!

Friend: good for u

by RandomInterneter October 28, 2017

holy crip its a crapple

when you have no idea someone is crippled and you invite them to play baseball for your team and he comes to the field in a wheel chair

"Holy crip its a crapple"

by jesus was a hirotic February 24, 2009

Holycrapagasm

An experience in which something external makes you want to say, "holy crap."

...But you are too busy basking in the pleasure of your sweet "holy crap" moment to be bothered by silly things like words.

My wife said I was smarter than her, and I totally had a holycrapagasm.

by Spenny 3D October 16, 2009

holycrap

Human or animal excrement that has been sanctified by some higher being, whether it be God, Allah, Buddha, Oprah, or some other divine power of the universe, usually as a means to spite a non-believer through an obvious metaphor for crap-slinging.

I will probably get hit with some holycrap for defining holycrap.

by [The Fonz] February 23, 2009