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Hobosexual 

A man or woman of any sexual/affectional persuasion or preference who is rated as a disappointment within the realm of surrendering to the exigencies of physical love; a Bum fuck
"I thought that Darlene was as pretty as a bowl of tits," Sydney said, "but when we slipped between the sheets and finally got down to it, she turned out to be a hobosexual."

"Wassathat?" Tommy barked.

"A bum fuck!"
Hobosexual by Twathenge May 5, 2006

hobosexual 

Someone who is a very bad sex partner. Sucking, and not in a good way.
Man: Your honor, I want a divorce, my wife is a hobosexual.

Judge: What are you talking about?

Man: She's a bum lay.
hobosexual by OldJester December 22, 2008

Hobosexual 

A homeless man who is so desperate for love and attention he turns to another homeless man for the lovin that he craves from a woman
I saw two hobosexuals fighting over a hamburger and then promptly make out afterwards
Hobosexual by Kosh Jeller August 4, 2017

hobosexual 

Pronunciation: \ˈhō-(ˌ)bō-ˈsek-sh(ə-)wəl, -ˈsek-shəl\

Function: adjective

1 : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward those who have no home or permanent place of residence

2 : of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse with those who have no home or permanent place of residence
Did you hear the news about Britney Spears? She's given up on successful men and is now a hobosexual.
hobosexual by Scottsdale81 January 20, 2009

Hobosexual 

When one is sexually attracted to homeless men and/or women. A word made up entirely by a sixteen year old girl named Molly, who is, herself, a hobosexual.
You: Heeeey, man, I seen a hobo lyin' on the streets yesterday, gettin' banged by some nasty lookin' chick.
Me: Yeah, that was me.
You: Ew, why'd you fuck a hobo?
Me: Duh, I'm hobosexual.

hobosexual 

A gay dude with a cold.
"Yeah, it's true. I'm -achoo- a hobosexual."
hobosexual by Lenses January 3, 2008