Himalayan Helpdesk

An off-shore, remote technical or other customer service center, usually third-party to the company it serves and located in India or elsewhere in the eastern world, whose agents‘ language barriers and lack of sufficient cultural familiarity make for egregiously poor service.
I explained to the Himalayan helpdesk agent that my brand new Dell laptop exploded when I plugged it in. He responded in a thick eastern accent, "Yes, yes, I see the trouble you are having today Mr. Jake, and I am sorry, but I will be more than happy today to assist with this. Have you tried, first, restarting the computer?"
by ChubbyBen January 08, 2025
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Pink Himalayaned

The action of throwing a salt shaker at someone else.

Used primarily as a defensive measure after stealing someone else’s property which is a form of being physically A-Salted.
Caller said, she got “Pink Himalayaned” at the Double D Tavern after she confronted another woman about taking her phone. The shaker thrower left in a Silver Subaru and headed north.
by SmiJt January 05, 2021
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Pink Himalayaned

The action of throwing a salt shaker at someone else.

Used primarily as a defensive measure after stealing someone else’s property which is a form of being physically A-Salted.
Caller said, she was Pink Himalayaned at the Double D Tavern after she confronted another woman about taking her phone. The shaker thrower left in a Silver Subaru and headed north.
by SmiJt January 05, 2021
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Himalayan Taco Clencher

My boyfriend gave me a Himalayan Taco Clencher and it smelled like strawberries.
by KenAFish27 November 12, 2021
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Himalayan Nuts

Any kind of nuts that are Hindi. Literally.
Himalayan Nuts are so g-
by Himalayan July 12, 2022
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Himalayan

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by MayDayMeh June 13, 2018
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Himalayan Wool Sock

A soft condom like tube knitted from the pubic hair of the women of the Kumaon tribe. Known for its insulating qualities. Its generally used by someone to transport a Himalayan Handbag to their willing recipient.
I made Jim a special Himalayan Handbag, but since he lives so far away I carried it to him in a Himalayan Wool Sock so it would stay frozen.
by Nightprowler69 April 07, 2021
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