hermionegrangersexual

Somebody who is only attracted to Hermione Granger.

Y/N: I am in love with Hermione Granger
X: You are Hermionegrangersexual

by andromeda_tonks February 17, 2021

Inner Hermione

The part inside oneself that knows, and will answer, all the questions the teacher asks during any given class.
Particularly bad when present in a science/mathematics lesson.

Taken from the character Hermione Granger an annoying know-it-all from the Harry Potter series of books & films.

Girl 1: Man, I felt like such a total bitch in chemistry today.
Girl 2: Why's that?
Girl 1: I couldn't keep my Inner Hermione under control, and spent the whole feakin' class with my hand in the air.

by Lunettarose December 19, 2008

hermione

A very clever girl in the Harry Potter books and one of Harry Potter's friends.

Hermione went to Honeydukes.

by GrkGoddess89 June 2, 2003

hermagonastifilais

Serious case of butt hole aids

Kyle got hermagonastifilais after having intercourse with his brother Raul

by Hermagonastifilais June 28, 2016

hermione jean granger

the hottest woman in the harry potter series. nobody can compare. she is quite literally the sexist witch alive.

“hermione jean granger could run me over with a tractor and i would apologize for being in the way and let her spit in my mouth”

by im in love with emma watson March 3, 2021

hermionaphobia

Fear of getting killed, or worse, expelled

“Now, I’m going off to bed, before I get killed, or worse, expelled.”
“Woah that’s some hermionaphobia!”

by Sykq April 10, 2021

to hermione

when someone is carrying their books close to their chest with both arms wrapped around in a Hermione Granger styled fashion.

Dude why are you carrying your books like that!? you're totally hermioning

Yesterday i had so much to carry, i had to hermione

by anonymous-loser October 20, 2011