When a person has both a boy/girlfriend and another friend they flirt constantly with. That way, if the boy/girlfriend relationship doesn't work out, there's another person in reserve to ensure against singledom.
After Hilary and Matt's relationship turned rocky, Matt began hedging the bet and hanging out more with Beth.
by Maddie Corbeck August 14, 2006
Tim: I just pruned the hedges. Phew, I really needed that.
Rob: What do you mean, pruning the hedges?
Tim: Look! See? I even made an arrow with it!
Rob: Dude, put that away! Nobody wants to see that!
Rob: What do you mean, pruning the hedges?
Tim: Look! See? I even made an arrow with it!
Rob: Dude, put that away! Nobody wants to see that!
by FireintheDisco January 30, 2014
Going Over The Hedge is a funny expression that means to lose control of one's emotions, thoughts, or feelings. Named after the animated movie Over The Hedge.
The Energizer bunny went Over The Hedge because he had way too many cups of coffee one morning and banged his drum much more frequently as a result. Believe me when I say this, that cotton bunny tail was moving!
by PWS27 September 29, 2017
This pencil sharpener has made my pencil perfect for drawing. It's hedge money
Or eg, this bicycle pump is hedge money, it's made my tire lovely and firm!
Or eg, this bicycle pump is hedge money, it's made my tire lovely and firm!
by Lazy Bear August 6, 2011
Usually found at the free party, wearing either a dark hoody or some variation of hippy clothing made from 'hemp' or whatever. The Hedge monkey won't make any sense if spoken to, instead they will blurt out a mish-mash of random words all muddled together before laughting a little, pulling a rediculous contorted face, swaying a bit and taking a swig from the spliff in their left hand and trying to smoke the can of special brew in their right.
It is not uncommon to see crusty lumps of ketamine amalgomated with snot on the hedge monkeys nose.
A hedge monkeys hair is usually home to many animals and used as a home by local birds and cats.
Hedge monkeys have their own dance, a strange repetitive forward-backward motion, like you'd imagine an insane person to do. usually to psy-trance, techno, acid tecnho, gabba etc...
It is not uncommon to see crusty lumps of ketamine amalgomated with snot on the hedge monkeys nose.
A hedge monkeys hair is usually home to many animals and used as a home by local birds and cats.
Hedge monkeys have their own dance, a strange repetitive forward-backward motion, like you'd imagine an insane person to do. usually to psy-trance, techno, acid tecnho, gabba etc...
Are you coming to the free party to hedge it with us?
Look at that hedger, she's set her legs on fire with her poi-chains
The club had more hedge monkeys than all of Goa
Look at that hedger, she's set her legs on fire with her poi-chains
The club had more hedge monkeys than all of Goa
by Jonno January 16, 2004
Brad Pitt's Character in "Snatch" is a Pikey. If his character lived in a council house. He would be therefore be known as a 'Hedge Michael'
by Timmmmmm May 5, 2007
A phrase that Philip Schofield put on twitter, was mentioned in the chris moyels show, and has recently become a national crazy.
by dotlukas February 7, 2009